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Funniest Malaysia Airlines Short Jokes

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1. Some guy at the bar I went to last night told two horrible jokes about Malaysia Airlines. The first one received no response and the second one was shot down in flames.
2. Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.
3. So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
4. Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.
5. An often-forgotten but great benefit to using Malaysia Airlines is that you never have to shower before boarding They always let you wash up on shore later
6. I posted a great joke with a ton of upvotes about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370... But it's gone and I don't know what happened to it...!
7. They just found the Wings of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370! Now they just need to find the Wongs.
8. What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna c**....

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Malaysia Airlines One Liners

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1. Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.
   ^im ^so ^sorry
2. Here's a pun: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 I'm sorry, that joke probably didn't land.
3. Malaysia Airlines may get lost but at least you'll never lose your seat.
4. Sometimes my jokes are like Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 They don't land.
5. What did one shark say to the other? These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.
6. I went skydiving recently Yeah it was bundled with the Malaysia airlines ticket I bought.
7. Hear about the malaysia airlines pizza delivery order? Two large planes.
8. Malaysia Airlines special offer Now with more bang for your buk!
9. Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is.
10. What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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