The Best 17 Malays Jokes
Following is our collection of Malays jokes which are very funny. There are some malays nervous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malays commonwealth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Malays Jokes and Puns
Malaysian Airlines and United should merge
That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?
Because they all have terrible pilots.
A Malaysian man buys a new phone...
He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.
The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor
Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...
And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.
How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?
On the rocks
Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous
Must be thinking about the flight home already.
There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."
What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?
Malaysia Airlines may get lost
but at least you'll never lose your seat.
Malaysian food is the best!
Because it goes down easily
As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century
But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.
You can explore malays malay reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean malays serve dad jokes. There are also malays puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
the whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating
looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.
How many Malaysians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light bulb was right here just a second ago.
If a Malaysian and a Korean took part in a competition...
in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?
The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.
Malaysia......
That's a pretty sick name.
Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014
MH370
Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians
They make entire planes disappear.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malays malaysian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working malays find piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.