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Malaysian Airlines and United should merge

That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

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Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

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A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

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The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor

Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...

And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous

Must be thinking about the flight home already.

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Malaysian food is the best!

Because it goes down easily

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There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."

What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?

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Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

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As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century

But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.

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How many Malaysians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The light bulb was right here just a second ago.

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the whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating

looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.

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If a Malaysian and a Korean took part in a competition...

in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?

The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.

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Where's Malaysian Airlines?

In a pineapple under the sea

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IT'S GOING DOWN..

Like a Malaysian flight.

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Malaysia Airlines special offer

Now with more bang for your buk!

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Is your name Malaysian Airlines?

Cause baby, i'm lost in you.

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Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians

They make entire planes disappear.

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A Malaysian plane flew over the pacific

It disapeared

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Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane.

At least they know where this one is.

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Malaysia......

That's a pretty sick name.

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Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014

MH370

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What are the most funny Malays jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Malays? Well, here are the best Malays dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Malays pick up lines to share with friends.

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