Malays Jokes
14 malays jokes and hilarious malays puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about malays that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short malays jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The malays humour may include short airlines jokes also.
- TIL a marine animal called 'dugong' is named from the Malay 'duyung', meaning the "lady of the sea", common local names include "sea cow", "sea pig" and "sea camel".
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What funny jokes about malays you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pineapple jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make malays pranks.
Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?
Because they all have terrible pilots.
A Malaysian man buys a new phone...
He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.
How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?
On the rocks
Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
Malaysian food is the best!
Because it goes down easily
Malaysia Airlines may get lost
but at least you'll never lose your seat.
There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."
What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?
As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century
But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.
If a Malaysian and a Korean took part in a competition...
in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?
The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.
Malaysia......
That's a pretty sick name.
Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians
They make entire planes disappear.
the whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating
looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.
Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014
MH370
Where's Malaysian Airlines?
In a pineapple under the sea
