The Best 19 Malay Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Malay jokes. There are some malay psn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malay nizzle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Malay Jokes and Puns

Malaysian Airlines and United should merge

That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

Malay joke, A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor

Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370...

And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks


Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous

Must be thinking about the flight home already.

Malay joke, The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous

There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."

What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?

Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

Malaysian food is the best!

Because it goes down easily

As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century

But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.

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the whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating

looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.

How many Malaysians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The light bulb was right here just a second ago.

If a Malaysian and a Korean took part in a competition...

in which whoever rings a bell first loses, who will win?

The Korean, because Malaysian Ringgit, and Korean Won.

Malaysia......

That's a pretty sick name.

Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014

MH370

Malay joke, Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014

TIL a marine animal called 'dugong' is named from the Malay 'duyung', meaning the "lady of the sea",

common local names include "sea cow", "sea pig" and "sea camel".

Why are malay people so thin?

Because they muslim.

Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians

They make entire planes disappear.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malay asia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working malay malaysia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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