The Best 8 Malaria Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Malaria jokes. There are some malaria measles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these malaria stds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Malaria Jokes and Puns

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.

But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What do you get when you perform a bad vocal solo to a crowd of mosquitoes?

Malaria.

Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte?

Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.

What did the cop name his guns?

Ebola and Malaria because they kill blacks


Ever hear about the South African SWAT team?

They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.

TIL Bill Gates once released a swarm of mosquitoes at a TED talk about malaria, saying that it shouldn't be an experience only for old people,

I can't wait to go see his new talk about gun violence.

What does a malaria-spreading mosquito have in common with velocity?

They're both vectors.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the malaria virus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working malaria africans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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