Malaria Jokes

What are some Malaria jokes?

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.

But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What do you get when you perform a bad vocal solo to a crowd of mosquitoes?

Malaria.

Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte?

Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.

What did the cop name his guns?

Ebola and Malaria because they kill blacks

Ever hear about the South African SWAT team?

They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.

A desperate gambler...

...is at the end of his tether after a series of bad losses. With his debtors closing in on him, he gathers up what cash he can muster and heads to his doctor. There he asks if he can get vaccinated against malaria, rabies, hepatitis, typhoid, yellow fever, and encephalitis.
"Wow" says the doctor, "Are you some kind of explorer? Where on earth can you be travelling to?"
"Oh, just Las Vegas"

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