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Malaria Jokes

8 malaria jokes and hilarious malaria puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about malaria that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good malaria joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.

But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

That's right, it's malaria.

What do you get when you perform a bad vocal solo to a crowd of mosquitoes?

Malaria.

Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte?

Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.

What did the cop name his guns?

Ebola and Malaria because they kill b**...

Ever hear about the South African SWAT team?

They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.

TIL Bill Gates once released a swarm of mosquitoes at a TED talk about malaria, saying that it shouldn't be an experience only for old people,

I can't wait to go see his new talk about gun violence.


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