Making Sentences Jokes
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Short making sentences jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The making sentences humour may include short sentence using jokes also.
- A colon in a sentence can make a huge difference For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school. - is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions
- Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example,
Ben is in a hurry.
Ben is in a coma. - There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.
- What gender is Google? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
- My friend said that, apparently, you cant make a sentence without the letter 'a'... I don't know if they're right. Do you guys know if its true? I'm honestly kind of lost on this one...
- A colon in a sentence can make it memorable Jane ate her friend's lunch.
Jane ate her friend's colon.
See what I mean? - A period at the end of a sentence can make a big difference Ginny is drinking her coffee
Ginny is drinking her period - An English test question asked us to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence. I wrote, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- A period in a sentence can make a huge difference Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her sandwich
Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her period
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Making Sentences One Liners
Which making sentences one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with making sentences? I can suggest the ones about use words in a sentence and one sentence.
- What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do.
- 6ix9ine in prison: first mumble rapper to make a full sentence
- I was given the death sentence. My wife said "Let's make babies".
- One of easiest ways to make a sentence funny... ... is to words some swap in it.
- What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline.
Rib-Tickling Making Sentences Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about making sentences you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sentence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make making sentences pranks.
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
Little Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
The bride asks her husband
The bride asks her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a v**... and I don't know
anything about s**.... Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
A teacher tells her students to make a sentence using the words "cheese" and "liver"...
The White kid responds, "Last night my mother made a Cheese and Liver sandwich. It was delicious."
The Black kid responds, "Last night my Dad told my Mom to go get groceries. When she came back without the Government cheese, he punched her in the liver."
The Mexican kid responds, "Last night some vatos tried looking up my sisters skirt. So I tell them, HEY LIVER ALONE! CHEESE MY SISTER!"
Mujibar get a job in India
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.
Paraprosdokians
*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....
A Mexican guy goes looking for a job
He finds one that he's interested in and asks the owner to hire him. The owner says "Fine I'll hire you, but only if you can make a full sentence out of three words I give you." The man nods ok. "The words are- Green, Pink and Yellow." The guy thinks for a second and says ok. "The phone goes green green so I pink it up and say yellow!
The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using "frequent".
Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves.
Contagious
"Right class," said the teacher. "Who can make a sentence with the word 'contagious'?"
Little Johnny threw up his hand excitedly.
"Yes, Johnny?"
"My dad saw our neighbour painting his fence with a little brush, and said, 'Blimey, that'll take the contageous!'"
If life was like middle school
Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Criminal: Nope
Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.
Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!
Judge: I don't care who started it.
A Indian Joke about Indian accents
The grammar has been changed to make the joke smaller:
Some psychologists are running a test based on speech patterns. They get three people; an American, an Australian and an Indian, and ask them to say a few sentences with the words: green, pink and yellow.
The American and Australian give pretty normal answers, stuff like I put on my green hat etc. When it gets to the Indian he says "The phone goes green green, I pink up the phone and say yellow?"
A teacher asks his students to make a sentence with the word "contagious"...
...Sally answers, "Viruses are contagious."
"Very good Sally. Anybody else?", the teacher says.
Ben puts up his hand, "When I hear someone laugh, I like to laugh as well, because laughter is contagious".
"Thankyou Ben, that was a good example", replies the teacher.
Then Timmy puts up his hand. "Yes Timmy", asks the teacher.
"My neighbour was painting the outside of his house with a two inch brush, and my Dad said that it would take the contagious."
A border patrol officer stops a Mexican immigrant...
...on his way in to the U.S.
He says to the Mexican: "If you can make a whole sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow, Ill let you in with no delay"
The Mexican pauses to think for a few minutes then replies: "The phone goes Green-Green, I Pink it up and I say Yellow"
Hispanic Joke
Three kids are in school...
A white, a black, and a hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "Pops told mom to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so pops punched her in the liver."
Hispanic kid says: "Some kid was trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the c**..., "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!!"
Bet the wife $50
That she couldn't make me happy and sad with the same sentence.
She said I was much better in bed than my brother.
Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career.
Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?
TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter.
So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence.
The teacher asked her class, "Who can make a sentence containing 'defense', 'defeat', and 'detail'?"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says, "Defeat of de dog went over defense before detail"
You know you teach in a rough neighborhood when...
You ask the class what comes after a sentence and they say, "you make an appeal."
How did the judge punish the criminal that couldn't get his thoughts in order and kept coming up with excuses that didn't make any sense and it was annoying and the jury became angry and it was so annoying for everyone?
It was a run-on sentence.
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: Make a sentence using the word I
Student: I is..
Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet !
There's a s**... new teacher at school
In grammar class, she asks who can say a sentence including an expression of politeness. Naughty Johnny raises his hand.
'I would be most delighted to make out with you Miss Campbell... and bang you, too!'
Miss Campbell blushes and yells:
'Out!'
Naughty Johnny gets his things and walks towards the door, when suddenly Miss Campbell says:
'Not you... the others!'
One by one, a class of fifth-graders were called on to make sentences with words chosen by their teacher.
Nick didn't often participate in class, so his teacher was glad when she saw him raise his hand to give it a try.
"Nick," said the teacher, "make a sentence with the words 'defeat,' 'defense,' 'deduct,' and 'detail.'"
Nick thought for a few minutes then smiled. He shouted, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it never lets you finish a sentence before making a suggestion
^might^be^a^repost...
Dandelion
Teacher:"Can you make a sentence with dandelion."
Little johnny:"The cheetah is faster dandelion."
How do you make a w**... go soft but simultaneously make it experience hard times?
Sentence it to 21 months in prison.
Make me happy and sad with one sentence
A wife and a husband lies in bed and the man asks : wife, I bet you can't make me with one sentence happy and sad at the same time...
The wife replies that's easy : in comparison to all your best friends you have the biggest one 😅
Today's Horoscope:
"You are easily influenced by what you read and have the ability to make vague sentences somehow applicable to your own existence."
What's the scariest sentence in the English language?
We're going to let the people of Alabama make the call.
Little Johnny, please use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!
Punctuation can make a big difference in the meaning of a sentence
For example:
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat punctuation.
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
A women is in court for shoplifting a tin of peaches
The Judge says, you are a persistent offender, I've decided I'm going to make an example of you, I'm going to open a tin of peaches and for every peach I count, you will get a month in jail.
He counts 7 peaches, sentences her to 7 months inside and asks for her to be taken down.
As she walks past the gallery her husband, who is not happy with the sentence, shouts at the Judge "SHE HAD TWO TINS OF PEAS AS WELL"
Jokes about Google - give me your best!
e.g. Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
The darker the humour, the better...but whatever comes to mind, just drop it here!
I got the death sentence for making a fence out of large circles.
It was a capital 'O' fence.
The teacher asked the class, "Who can make a sentence with the word 'taint'?"
Johnny raised his hand, and said, "Ain't taint a word!"
He got full marks.
An English teacher asks Little Johnny
Make an opposite of this sentence: 'Kids in the dark usually make errors.' - Little Johnny: Errors in the dark usually make children."
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Is google a man or a woman?
Woman because she doesn't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
A man murdered his wife and was sentenced to death.
There was a crowd waiting around the gallows to watch. As the hangman put the noose around his neck, he was asked, Do you have any last words?
The m**... said, Yeah, I have a joke that I came up with while I was waiting.
So, I hadn't showered for a week by the day I killed my wife. I tied her up and told her that I'd cut her apart while she was still alive, and she told me, 'At least cut my nose off first.'
Everyone there burst out laughing. The hangman said, That joke was about something terrible! Why was it so funny?
Well, I believe you can make a joke about any topic funny, said the m**.... After all, good comedy is all about execution.
The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, I stole a can of peaches.
The judge then asked, how many peaches were in the can?
Six, replied the woman.
After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole. Six nights total.
At this moment the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn't know what to do.
And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, your honor, wait!
The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say.
She also stole a can of peas!
There are two ways to make someone mad
One is not finishing your sentence and the other is
Teacher: Make a sentence with the word, dandelion.
Jamaican Student: de Cheetah is faster dandelion
English teacher:
English teacher: Give me the opposite of this sentence: "Children in the dark make mistakes." Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children." Teacher: Get out.
A man once challenged everyone that he can answer all questions with just two sentences.
The man claimed that all questions can be answered by either "None of your business" or "None of my business".
Then a wise man came to him, and asked, "Don't you think answering questions like that make people unhappy?"
The man replied with "None of my business."
The wise man then asked again, "Do you think you are the most clever person on the Earth?"
The man simply told him "None of your business."
And the wise man smiled, asked politely, "Do you know I slept with your wife?"
Make a sentence with Defence, Defeat and Detail...
Little Johnny was back from his summer break where he'd toured the Italian countryside.
The language teacher wanting to spur grey matter in the classroom asked the children to make a sentence with defence, defeat and detail.
After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny raised his hand and hesitantly spoke:
"Well... de horse jumped over de fence and de feet got tangled in de tail..."
Funny Classroom Jokes
Teacher to student: Make a sentence using the word I
Student: I is..
Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet !
Teacher: Jimmy, can you please use the word horticulture in a sentence?
Teacher: Jimmy, can you please use the world horticulture in a sentence?
Jimmy: Sure. You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
A king's chef was sentenced to death, after serving terrible food one too many times...
On the day the sentence was to be carried out, the chef brought one of his cakes and presented it to the headsman, in the hopes it would encourage him to make the death quick and painless.
When the headsman returned home, his wife asked how the proceedings had gone.
"Awful taste but great execution."
My teacher asked me to make a sentence using the words; defence, defeat and detail, i said....
When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first then detail...
The Dean at the community college called in her English as a Second Language (ESL) professor after all of his students stormed out of his first class and withdrew from the college.
"What in the world did you do to those students to make them all leave on the first day of class?", she asked him.
"Not much, I just gave them one sentence to read.", he replied.
"What was the sentence?", she wanted to know.
"John thought he was being thorough although all he did was hiccough while he sloughed off the rough dough through the trough to the lough."
