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Sandwiches.
The White kid responds, "Last night my mother made a Cheese and Liver sandwich. It was delicious."
The Black kid responds, "Last night my Dad told my Mom to go get groceries. When she came back without the Government cheese, he punched her in the liver."
The Mexican kid responds, "Last night some vatos tried looking up my sisters skirt. So I tell them, HEY LIVER ALONE! CHEESE MY SISTER!"
A sub routine.
The cat says "Me? how?"
As I went to reach for the largest cucumber in the supermarket a woman also went to grab it.
"Oh yeah, I bet I know why you want the biggest one," I winked.
"You've got me," she giggled, "do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?"
"No thanks," I replied, "I've got better things to do with my time than stand watching a woman make sandwiches."
..and then walks inside. He walks up to the bar and see's a smoking female hot bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes"
"Okay good, wash your hands and make me a sandwich".
We should make a club.
Because no one ever makes sandwiches.
Two brothers shared a bedroom, bunk beds. The older brother had the top bunk. He wanted to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He tells his girlfriend if she wants it faster say lettuce, harder say tomato.
The younger brother wakes up hearing, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, tomato." He yells up to his older brother and says, "I know you guys are making sandwiches up there but can you stop dropping the mayo!"
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What kind of a sandwich would you make?
He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
None of them make the sandwiches.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Three kids are in school...
A white, a black, and a hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "Pops told mom to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so pops punched her in the liver."
Hispanic kid says: "Some kid was trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabron, "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!!"
I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.
Oops, wrong sub!
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One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "rape-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being phallic,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
because they all refused to make sandwiches.
A deligator.
What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist?
After three periods the hockey player takes a shower.
How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
What type of sandwich would you make?
A man walk into a bar and sees Loretta, a forty-something waitress smoking behind the bar. On the bar is a sign that reads, "Cheese sandwiches: $5.00. Hand jobs: $10.00." Man says to Loretta, "Here's ten dollars. Go wash your hands and make me two cheese sandwiches."
Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches.
*Make me one with everything*
Don't call me mommy just because I slept with your father!
So what am I supposed to call you?
Just call me Steve, like everybody else.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
two. One from front and another from behind.
Is she oppressing herself?
Bring it on.
Who makes the sandwich in a lesbian relationship?
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female
And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to Phish and he'll make grill cheese sandwiches on your lawn for a week.
She's doing stuff in her computer, while he's sitting on the couch typing on his phone.
At one point, wife's cellphone receives a message.
Her phone is charging in the kitchen, so she stands up from her desk and goes to the kitchen.
At the kitchen, she looks up her phone and see's a text message from her husband.
"Well, since you're in the kitchen, might as well make me a sandwich."
Neither. They eat out.
Never ask your chemist friend to make you a PB & J.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
Whoops, wrong sub
On the bright side, he makes really good subway sandwiches.
Because no one wanted to make the sandwiches.
Pull out ham, bread, and mayo. Instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.
She said 'poof, you're a sandwich'
They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.
"Good morning Sir what would you like in your sandwich?"
"Make me one with everything"
She says it's $5 for a club sandwich and $20 for a bj. Salesman looks at her and and asks her do you give hand jobs? To which she responds Yes that's $15.
Salesman looks and her, slips her a $10 and says that's $5 for the sandwich and another $5 for you to wash your hands before you make it
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
First, you can make you your own freaking sandwich. And second, you don't have to call me 'Mommy' just because I'm sleeping with your father.
But, but ... what should I call you?
Thomas is fine.
She said "no problem"
I turned to my wife and said "now, how hard was that?"
The only problem is, he shares a bunk-bed with his younger brother. Reluctantly, they decide to proceed -- but he gives her the code words "lettuce" for faster, and "tomato" for slower.
As the two get into it, the boy hears "lettuce! tomato! lettuce! tomato!" coming from the top bunk. He yells out, "Guys! Stop making sandwiches, the mayo is getting all over me!"
**He didn't make it.**
On the positive side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
On the plus side, he makes really great sandwiches.
He wanted to make it crispr.
Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her sandwich
Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her period
Somebody is making the sandwich, and it isn't gonna be them
Turns out it doesn't, it just make a lot of noise and poops on the floor.
Now if they would actually put some meat in them...
Tell her that she is not allowed to make you a sandwich.
I am currently making one.
It gets delivered a little early, so he sets it out on a table and goes back to finish up the morning's work. By the time him and his crew get back to it, though, there's something wrong. Most of the middle sections are missing, and the two ends have been pushed together, making it only a 4 foot sandwich.
He turns to his crew and asks if anyone snuck in to eat the sandwich. One by one, they all shake their heads and deny any wrongdoing. He's at a loss until one of his guys points out that the company had hired an electrician to do a bit of wiring that morning.
"Of course!" the boss exclaims, "he's the subcontractor!"
She brings the guy, completely naked, into the living room and tells him to stand completely still as she covers him in white powder.
Honey, what's that? , said her husband.
Well, it's a statue. I saw the Robinsons down the street got one and I wanted one! , said the woman.
The husband bought it, and the day went on and eventually the couple went to bed.
At about 2 a.m., the husband gets up, goes down to the kitchen, makes a sandwich and grabs a beer. He goes into the living room, and tells the statue : Here you go; I spent two whole days like that at the Robinsons and nobody even offered me a damn glass of water!
Counter productive.
It makes it hard to enjoy my sandwich
So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.
Everyone there is already great at making things inbred.
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