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Makin Jokes

99 makin jokes and hilarious makin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about makin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Makin Short Jokes

Short makin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The makin humour may include short vine jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the multi tasker from Georgia? He was rakin' while makin' bacon in Macon.

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Makin One Liners

Which makin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with makin? I can suggest the ones about accordion and island.

  1. Why do printers hate Bob Marley? Cuz he's Jam-makin'
  2. What do you call two pigs having s**...? Makin' bacon.
Makin joke, What do you call two pigs having s**...?

Playful Makin Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about makin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean creative jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make makin pranks.

I like making jokes about vegetarians...

but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.

We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them?

Jokes as in "why did the chicken cross the road" not as in "live wasps".

My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro baptist Church

He's calling it Fund-A-Mental

Making Sense of What's Happening in Europe

A policeman enters an interrogation room, in Athens, Greece.
He tells the perp: "You are accused of robbing the Bank of Greece, tell us where the money is!"
The perp reaches into his pocket and takes out a five-euro note.
"Here you go."

I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems

The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Good morning". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed.

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

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No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death

God hates gags.

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So I'm making a TV series about a plane h**.....

We've just shot the pilot.

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently...

I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!

I was making some Scandinavian pastries but discovered afterwards that I didn't use enough sugar.

So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.

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I'm making a documentary...

I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up s**... misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.

I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said "OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"

...so I drove her to New Jersey.

Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play.

You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor.

I was making fun of some sodium chloride and

ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.

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He's making a list, he's checking it twice.

He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice.
Donald Trump is coming to town ! 🎶

Making writing mistakes is in my blood.

Type O.

Making millions of dollars is like breeding rabbits.

It's much easier when you start with two.

I like making money

It's a lot easier than earning it.

"making decisions"

Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
.
Student: Well...yes and no.

I was making out with a man from Australia last night...

... on his bed. After a few minutes he stopped and said 'have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?'
'Nope, what's that?' I asked
'Well,' he said 'it's like a French kiss, but down under'
(This did actually happen last night)

I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland

The flag is a big plus

I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her.

It's called "Bae Watch".

You know, they're making the prospective Mars astronauts shave their whole bodies prior to departure. That way, when it's time for blastoff...

they'll baldly go where no man has gone before.

Making Asian food is easy...

It's a WOK in the park

I tried making jokes about people who don't go to the gym...

...but none of them worked out.

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Making plans with a s**... is like having s**... with a p**......

...They tell you they're coming, but you know it's a lie.

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Making jokes about r**... is hard...

because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it

I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them.

My dads getting sick of them too.

I'm making a film about emos.

I really need to stop saying "cut!" at the end of each scene.

Making America great again is already happening...

Like it used to be, anyone will be able to criticize the President without being called racist.

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Making the arrangements for my wife's f**... is tough

She keeps asking what I'm doing

If you're making me choose between you and my love for pointing out doors,

Then there's the door!

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Making Cakes

One day a daughter hears her parents having s**... in the next room.
The next day she says her to her mother "mummy what were you and daddy doing last night?"
"We were making cakes honey."
A few weeks later, the daughter said to her mum.
"Mummy were you and daddy making cakes again last night?"
"Yes honey, how did you know?"
"Because I licked the icing off the table"

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Did you know they were making dual-sided USB?

Now it'll only take **6** tries to plug it in.

I'm making a TV show about the different roles people serve on aeroplanes.

Wanna see the pilot episode?

There's something making the center of my back itch

But I can't put my finger on it.

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String Fight

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.

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Making love to a woman is like playing the violin.

You're not doing it right unless your jaw hurts.

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Making love to a woman is like playing the violin...

If you break the G-string, you're probably f**... too hard.

They're making a movie where Chronos blocks the passage of time.

It's about god-dammed time.

I was making a video about emos

It was super easy to make because the video cut itself!

Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and game until

You realize you're a healthy young man

I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying…

..and so does my dad.

I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore

You could say I'm Clay Aiken

Making breakfast when you're fat...

It's a piece of cake.

Why are they making so many Fast & Furious films?

So they can make Fast10 Your Seatbelts .

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I'm making a movie about meiosis

It's going to be rated R
Why?
Because s**... cells.

I don't like making plans for the day

Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around the courtroom.

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They're making a new beauty and the beast where the princess is brain damaged and everyone picks her up to do curls.

She is a dumb Belle

I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East

It's titled A Kuwait Place

I don't like how everyone is making fat jokes about me behind my back.

It's fine now. They came around and apologized.

I'm making my own Crossword Puzzle but I'm struggling to think up a clue for 3 down, 'Armageddon'.

Ah well, it's not the end of the world.

Making jokes about ISIS is harder than it seems

If you tell one in bad taste, everybody starts losing their heads.

Is there someone else?

I was making love with my wife, and she had a faraway look in her eyes.
I said, 'Darling, is there someone else?' and she said, 'There must be.' 

I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk.

It was quite off pudding.

Making 6 figures a year sounds like a dream come true...

Unless you work for an action figure manufacturing company. Then it sounds like a quick way to the unemployment line.

I don't like making jokes about agoraphobia.

They never go anywhere.

I was making fun of my Dad's new Thai bride, and he wasn't too happy about it.

My dad wasn't too pleased either.

Too soon

What is making a joke about Alex Tribek's cancer diagnosis?

Does making a chemistry joke make you sound smart?

Nitrogen Oxygen.

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Making love for the first time

Before my girlfriend and i made love for the first time, she said, "i want this night to be magical"
so after we made love
***i disappeared***

I was making chicken noises in class

Got a detention for using fowl language

Everyone's been making May the 4th jokes, but not me.

I'm a rebel.

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I'm well known for making the girls scream in the bedroom...

I mean it's probably because they didn't know I was in there waiting for them

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane

we're currently filming the pilot

Making a good analogy is as hard as...

Hmm...

So I was making a joke about the current situation in Hong Kong.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢.

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!

It's a pizza cake!

Always making up excuses isn't a good thing.

I wish i could explain why but i have broken my finger.

Making bread is very addictive

First I was enjoying just mixing the ingredients. But after a while I kneaded it.

Making sure the punchline appears after the set up.

What's the key to a good time travel joke?

Everyone's making a big deal about how the second person to receive the Covid 19 vaccine was named William Shakespeare

But I think it's much ado about nothing.

Making mirrors sounds like a good job

It's definitely something i can see myself doing

I was making a meal for a family dinner

But I accidentally burnt the food
When my family came to eat they said it was terrible
And I replied At least the fire alarm thought it was fire

A man comes home, sees his wife cooking and says watcha makin?

The wife says I'm baking a cake in honor of a famous Jamaican. It will have his face on it .
The man says yeah I know that. I asked 'what Jamaican?

They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years.

It is a period drama.

Making jokes about some subjects is tough, but with erectile dysfunction..

It isn't very hard.

I'm making a plan to write all of my friends' names in alphabetical order...

I have a social list agenda.

I'm making a documentary about the American education system.

Shooting starts soon.

I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.

I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.