The Best 76 Maker Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maker jokes. There are some maker shoemaker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maker factories puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maker Jokes and Puns

A group of revolutionaries hired a Swiss watch maker to build a clock that would chime when the overthrow began.

And the worlds first Coup Coup Clock was born...

Appliances

My wife has made me buy an electric bread maker, electric stove, electric blender, electric toaster and other appliances. Now she's complaining that we have too many appliances and nowhere to sit down. So I bought her an electric chair.

What did the bread maker say to the wheat?

I loave you.

Maker joke, What did the bread maker say to the wheat?

Pinocchio has been getting complaints from his girlfriend....

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters. "
So
Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice.
"Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need. " So
Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now? " he asked. "Who needs girls? " said
Pinocchio."

A Rabbi's money maker.

A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says
- No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!


I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online.

Her name is Svetlana.

Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work

Try reinstalling Java.

Maker joke, Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work

I just got a futuristic coffee maker.

It was a ground-breaking development.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired...

An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired in Bradford

It seems that a caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet my maker."

To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."

What did the cheese maker say when he found out his dairy supply spoiled?

That's not Gouda.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Why did the butter maker not tell anybody his secret recipe?

He was afraid they'd spread it around.

A coffin maker was on his way to deliver a coffin

...when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

A policeman saw him, told him to stop and asked, "Hey what are you carrying and where are you going?"

The man replied,

"I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating."....

The policeman fainted.

Did you hear about the murder of the door maker?

The police said it was an open and shut case.

Maker joke, Did you hear about the murder of the door maker?

I am a sandwich maker at subway, but i'm not very good at my job. AMA!

Wrong sub, my bad

I saw a commercial for a fortune cookie maker...

And they say you can't make your own destiny.

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!


Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?


Not much Gouda

So I fired my sphere maker...

He kept cutting corners.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

A watch maker had just came to my house to talk to me about something important.

Well, it's about time...

The makers of Pedia-Lite are making emory boards for kids.

They call them Pedia-Files.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift!

Made up by my nine year old :)

Why can't Bill Clinton find his sandwich maker?

She's in Florida.

Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker

is ahead 12 points in the polls.

Did the depressed rope maker succeed?

Sadly, he did knot.

What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."

"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.

The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."

Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"

In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."

I tried washing my coffee maker today

Now I'm no longer allowed in Starbucks unless the barista has the restraining order removed.

What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker

Dress makers tuck up frills

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

A man walks up to a German clock maker

The man tells him, "My clock just goes tik, tik, tik, it never goes tok!"

The German clock maker holds a flashlight up to the clock and yells "VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU TOK!"

Did you hear about the kilt maker that went to prison?

He had quite the chequered past.

I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on."

After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeah," she replied, "…but I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

The ice maker in the fridge was blocked by a large chunk of ice and wouldn't operate.

It was found guilty of obstruction of just ice.

Did you hear about the dress maker who went to the ATM?

She was electrocuted when she put in her pin.

How did the bread maker get rich?

He was never short on dough.

She was only a lowly moonshine maker...

But he loved her still.

50Cent says Trump offered him $500,000 to join presidential campaign

Only Trump would pay $500k for $0.50

Such a deal maker.

Why can't Mr Maker Drive?

Because he cuts corners.

The prosthetic maker has been kidnapped by a group of thugs

We managed to get him back, but the ransom was an arm and a leg!

Why did the boat maker from France have so many allies?

He was great at building French ships.

Did you guys ever hear about the midget pizza maker with epilepsy?

They call him Little Seizure.

What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?

Extrudel!

I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.

Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."

What was the last thing that went through the bug's mind before he splatted against the car's windshield?

"Did I turn off the coffee maker?"

Instead of working out, I'm just going to get a label maker.

I'll label my scale "1-10", then every time I step on it I'll be reminded that on a scale of 1-10, I'm a 220.

None of my clients liked me when I was a plumber...

But since becoming a coffin maker, they've been dying to see me

Have you heard about the masturbating diorama maker?

He just came on the scene.

Pulling back the foreskin should have a better name

Unsheathing the baby maker, for example

They arrested the overweight soap maker

Apparently he was a big fat lyer.

What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea?

A smoothie maker!

What does a Jewish beer maker do?

He brews

I got fired from my job as a stencil maker.

I guess it just wasn't cut out for me.

What do you call a really old clothes maker?

Tailor old as time.

Why couldn't the pasta maker get into his apartment?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why was the protein powder maker never satisfied with his work?

He always kept looking for new wheys to improve

Why shouldn't you let a shoe maker use your bathroom?

They'll clog your toilet.

I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.

Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."

What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?

"I may love making pizza, but I still knead the dough."

Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn't Lego.

Archimedes wasn't just known for inventing his many inventions. He's also considered to have invented the first insult when talking to his brother who was a cheese maker after discovering a early form of lindburger cheese....

He simply stated, You reeka!

My Grandad always said, As one door closes, another one opens.

Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

George ohm is a real trouble maker

I mean who else gets arrested for resisting as much as he does?

Audi's are more expensive than they have to be.

The German luxury car maker could sell much cheaper cars if they stopped shipping them with all those extra accessories that the owners never use anyways, like rear view mirrors, turn signals, side-view mirrors...

I met a wine maker that wouldn't give my money back when I told him he'd given me the wrong vintage.

It was the vintner of my discontent

A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory

A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000ℒ️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.

Wife: "Why is this giant bra on the coffee maker?"

Husband: "You said you needed k cups."

A Buddhist priest walks into a pizzeria...

The pizza maker asks the priest what can I get for you?

The Buddhist, in a quiet voice, replies, can you make me one with everything?

Did you hear about the pasta maker that was locked out of his house?

It was because he had Gnocchi.

I met an anarchist ice cream maker

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning

I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

My granddad always used to say, As one door closes another one opens.

Lovely man.

Terrible cabinet maker.

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