Make Me Laugh Jokes
40 make me laugh jokes and hilarious make me laugh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about make me laugh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Make Me Laugh Short Jokes
Short make me laugh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The make me laugh humour may include short crack me up jokes also.
- At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
- I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE salad.
I peed - If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- My dad doesn't really like puns, so we told him our top 10 to see if any could make him laugh... No pun in 10 did.
- Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'
- Good choice. Me: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
Her: And what is the best method?
Me: Chloroform.
Her: You are funny!
Me: Good choice. - My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
- I tried to make a corona virus joke last year. Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.
- A wise man once said... "If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.
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Make Me Laugh One Liners
Which make me laugh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with make me laugh? I can suggest the ones about make her laugh and make me blush.
- How do you make a blonde laugh on a Friday night? Tell them a joke on Monday.
- What happens if you boil your funny bone? You make a laughing stock of yourself :)
- What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.
- How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles.
- How to make a girl laugh Step One: ask her out.
- A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did.
- Always makes someone laugh What does a German bread say?
Gluten tag. - I told my friends ten puns to try to make them laugh But no pun in ten did
- How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh? ten-tickles
- Why do mountains make people laugh? Because they're hill-areas!
- I'm so hungry right now I could boil a hyena! But I'd only make myself a laughing stock.
- How do you make laughing gas? ^3 He
- What kind of chickens make everyone laugh? Comedi-Hens
- If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. — Bill Cosby
- How do you make a blond laugh on monday? Tell her a joke on tuesday
Laughter Make Me Laugh Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about make me laugh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheer me up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make make me laugh pranks.
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Tomorrow I'm having skin grafted from my b**... onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh.
I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try b**... stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my a**... to me.
If I high five someone did they technically s**... my a**...?
An Atheist...
Walks up to the Pearly Gates. God says, "I will let you in if you can make me laugh."
The Atheist asks, "who is the greatest Jewish baker of all time? h**.... He made over 60,000 Jews toast."
God looks at him and says, "A holocaust joke? That is not really funny."
The atheist replied, "Eh, I guess you should have been there."
Jokes about c**... do not make me laugh
But a good one liner will make me snort
Granny's boyfriend
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom b**... her boyfriend."
The life of a clown
A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: "20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."
I asked my wife, "why did you marry me?"
"Because you're funny.... you make me laugh!!" She replied
"Oh! I thought because I was really good in bed??"
"Hahaha!! See? Told ya... You're hilarious!!
Just lost my brother today please make me laugh
Title says it all. My brother passed away this morning. Please make me laugh
I walked in the pub last night to see 2 big blokes in there 20s arm wrestling with a huge crowd cheering around them.
I walked over and said to them, "I could beat either of you two in arm wrestle, hands down."
"Dont make me laugh," one of them said. "You're about 60 years old."
"I may be," I replied. "But I'm also a v**...."
Today, I tested 10 people to come up with a pun and see if they could make me laugh
No pun in ten did
Bones always make me laugh.
They're just so humerus!
^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
A Girlfriend's Love
Me: Remind me again what made you fall in love with me.
GF: Baby, I love that no matter how sad I am you can always make me laugh
Me: Are you certain it isn't how great I am in bed?
GF: See baby, you are so hilarious
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar and sits down at the counter.
'What would you like to drink sir?' asked the barmaid.
'I dunno', said the man.
'Okay. How about whisky?' she asked.
'Nah', replied the man.
'Gin?'
'No'
v**...?'
'Don't make me laugh'
'Rum?'
'Nope'
'Tequila?'
'Pass'
'Brandy?'
'Now that's the spirit!'
Fighting Against Real Truths
I thought I knew what you really were
I thought you could ease my pain
Put an end to all this aching
And make me laugh again
I've known your kind before
I thought you weren't the same
Just trying to get in my pants
And fill my head with shame
I've held onto you for too long
So now I'll let you free
Nobody to witness
It's only you and me
Sure doesn't come out easy
But it's coming from the heart
Luckily no one can see
That it wasn't just a f**...
Short Dad Joke
These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it!
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
I like my people like I like my memes...
high quality, original, and able to make me laugh and think!
Doctor: Sir, you're too arrogant and have not looked after yourself. Tests say any small act of physical exertion will kill you.
Arrogant man: Me? Don't make me laugh!
Need your best anti-Jokes
Guys I love anti-jokes.
Like they are the only ones that make me laugh.
Please
I need more in my life.
I'm not really into guys with money, I just want someone to make me laugh. So does that make me a...
Lol-Digger?
You can ask google "make me laugh" and its supposed to tell you a joke
But all it did was open my selfie camera...
How to win the "make me laugh in 6 words or less" contest
Nanananananananananana batman
Nanananananananananana batman
Batman, batman, batman.
5 words, biyatch.
So I'm on a date with a cute girl when she says...
I only sleep with guys who can make me laugh
help... ^(me...)
What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old.
Here's my contribution.
Have you head of the new drinking game?
The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots.
What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A small town's only barber was known for his arrogant, negative attitude.
When one of his regular customers came in and mentioned that he'd be going to Rome and hoped to meet the Pope, the barber's response was typical. "You, meet the Pope? Ha, don't make me laugh. The Pope only sees kings and presidents and queens. What would he want with you?"
A month later, the man returns for another haircut.
"How was Rome?"
"Great! I saw the Pope."
"Yes, from St Peter's Square like the rest of the crowd I suppose."
"Yes, but then two guards came up and demanded that the Pope wanted to see me. They even took me to his private apartment in the Vatican."
"What did he say?"
"Who gave you that lousy haircut?"
Two crudely translated Persian dad jokes
Dad: Say skill.
Kid: Skill.
Dad: The frog is your height!
Or
Dad: Say bicycle.
Kid: Bicycle:
Dad: Your mustache spins!
Explanation: I grew up with these Persian dad jokes and they always make me laugh when my dad says them. The "punchline" is that the word the dad tells the kid to say and the word in the "punchline" of the joke rhyme in Farsi. They're meant to be nonsensical and the words sound silly and it's a laugh that the father and son can share. Just thought I'd share some Persian culture with you :)
