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Funniest Make Like A Short Jokes

Short make like a jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The make like a humour may include short folded like a jokes also.

  1. Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared. Apparently only DC movies can do that.
  2. My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing... Probably because it's a Dell
  3. I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
  4. The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her. So it makes sense that they've been given to Prince Andrew.
  5. My new girlfriend is so needy... She keeps making demands like, "Untie me! Tell me who you are!"
  6. Wife walks up to husband, takes off her pants and says, "Make me feel like a woman" Husband takes off his pants, tosses it to his wife and says, "That needs a wash."
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  7. Husband: "Waiter, my wife spilled her water". Waiter: "No problem, I'll get you another one".
    Husband: "Make sure the next one likes sports".
  8. Boy: Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog! Grandpa: Why would I do that?
    Boy: I heard mum telling dad, "We'll move to a bigger house once your father croaks."
  9. Mommy, could you please make me a sandwich? Don't call me mommy just because I slept with your father!
    So what am I supposed to call you?
    Just call me Steve, like everybody else.
  10. I realized why girls like tall men Because it makes it easier to crop your head out of photos when you break up.

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Make Like A One Liners

Which make like a one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with make like a? I can suggest the ones about look alike and pretend.

  1. "What makes you qualified to be a waiter" I feel like I bring a lot to the table
  2. I wanted to make a joke about time travel... ...but you guys didn't like it.
  3. I don't like anti-vaxxers They make me sick!
  4. Why are Lannisters like beds? Push two twins together and make a king.
  5. How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeño.
  6. I like making money It's a lot easier than earning it.
  7. Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make.
  8. how do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot.
  9. People are like drum... If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
  10. Making mirrors sounds like a good job It's definitely something i can see myself doing
  11. Why don't comedians like being quarantined? They can only make inside jokes.
  12. Want to know why I like space heaters? "They make great housewarming gifts"
  13. How do you make an accordion sound like a violin? Light it on fire.
  14. So I told my girlfriend someone's out there making owl noises and she's like "who"
  15. "Removing my make up" Or how I like to call it:
    "Reset face to factory settings"

Ridiculous Make Like A Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about make like a you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean be like bob jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make make like a pranks.

When testing, make like a frat boy

And bang out the easy ones first

Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones.

By one-liner I mean something along the lines of let's make like an Autobot and roll out or put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Put you best exiting lines here. I'll start:

Gonna make like a baby, and head out.

What are some things to say when leaving?

Things like "Let's make like a ball and bounce." or "I'm going to make like a tree and leave." or "I'm off like a prom dress."

Make like a baby and

Abort

My mom told me to make like a Windows 10 user

And live life on Edge.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Make like an ill-fated skydiver...

And bounce

It's 5 o'clock. See ya. I'm gonna make like a banana and

lay around unused, gradually festering until I start to attract flies.

This party is boring.

Let's make like a baby and head out.

It's time to make like a baby...

And head out.
*leaves

Make like a muppet...

and just waka way.

What Did The Magician Say To His Assistant

Make Like A Black Father And Disappear

Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!

Give me your best "Why don't you make like a _______ and _______."

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Make like an iPhone...

And j**...!

Time to make like a Brit

and exit.

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