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- I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit. I think it's time to make a stand.
- Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard. - I borrowed my umbrella to a girl That makes the number of girls I got wet this year equal to -1.
- What did the water vapor say when the cloud told it to make the grass wet? "Don't tell me what to dew."
- A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear "I want you to make me sweaty and wet." So I shut off the fan.
- Women Are Magic The can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard!
- Getting wet in the rain makes me sad... I had to run fast. I'd either escape the storm in time or cry drying.
- Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet then rub up and down... Then rinse it one last time and that's
how you clean a cup. - Why are women similar to hurricanes? At first they make you wet, then the destroy your life and then take your house and car.
- I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.
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- I lent a girl an umbrella that makes the people I've made wet this year -1
- I gave a girl my umbrella today That makes the number of girls I've made wet -1
- What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet Moist-your-eyes
- If you're a hydrophiliac... Does that mean water makes you wet?
- Hey girl, are you a washing machine? Coz you're making my pants wet!!!!
- How do you make any woman wet? Liquor
- How to make every women you meet wet Throw her into a lake , preferably unconscious
- Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet.
- I gave my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday That's makes the girls I've made wet -1
- I make women wet all the time.You wanna know my secret? Be a useless plumber like me
- Women like to pretend they hate the rain, but... We all know it makes 'em wet.
- What turns you on the most? Water. It makes me wet instantly.
- Make-up... The awkward moment when you can wipe out 95% of her beauty with a wet napkin
- What's the spell on Harry Potter's universe that makes you wet? Emma Wetson
- What did one snowman say to the other? Am I hot enough u to make you wet?
Make Her Wet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about make her wet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean is water wet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make make her wet pranks.
A man was asked by his cousin to come with him to his hunting lodge...
With them was the cousin's hunting friends. As it was raining the first day, and since none of them didn't feel like spending a whole day out in the wet, they decided to stay inside.
After a while the man got bored and asked his cousin if they couldn't do anything.
The cousin said: "Well, we could tell each other jokes. I'll start."
The cousin thought for a moment and then said "27". And all the other hunters started to laugh.
" Why does everyone laugh? You just said a number."
His cousin explained that since they had heard all these stories a hundred times, they had given them numbers to make them easier to tell. The man thought this was a bit wierd, but he thought why not.
The "storytelling" went on for a while until finally a hunter said a number and the rest started laughing more than before.
The man looked up and asked why this was so funny. The cousin replied, "Oh, we haven't heard this one before."
A guy sits in front of TV all day, f**... like there's no tomorrow.
But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog p**....
The wife, understandably is very angry, and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna f**... your guts out."
The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, her husband falls asleep.
The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," the man said, "you were right. I f**... my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you s**... it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it.
Man, threading a needle is tough!
When Spongebob has s**... he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up.
Why do girls like the rain so much?
It makes them wet.
I make you wet and n**... people turn me on. What am I?
A shower
I'm a washing machine
Because I make all the p**... wet.
Naming hurricanes after women makes the most sense.
They start off wet but when they leave they take your house and car with them.
I was watching a french man make a cake...
I admired his enthusiasm. He grabbed the flour, added it to the bowl, and started adding the wet ingredients. Intrigued about his recipe, I asked "hey man, how many eggs did you use for your cake?"
The French man replied, "un oeuf."
I think I have a water f**...
Just traces of it makes me feel moist and when I'm in contact with a lot of it I'm wet
a dutch lesbian i know is constantly telling me how wet her girlfriend makes her
personally i'm confused, i thought they got all those dikes to prevent exactly that problem
It's great working with pools and other aquatics
Because now I can make all of your wet dreams come true
2 police officers were called to a domestic a**...,
2 police officers were called to a domestic a**... call. when they got there they had to call for backup. 2 police cars showed up making it 6 officers at the scene,
they called headquarters and spoke to their Captain.
"Captain we have a m**... here"
"what happened?"
"a wife shot and killed her husband for walking on her still wet mopped kitchen floor"
"well, have you arrested her yet?"
"Not yet, the kitchen floor is still wet."
Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person?
If so, you may be dew condensation.
I gave my umbrella to a girl today
That makes changes the count of 'how many girls I've made wet this year' to -1
AH, GIVE IT TO ME, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO WET
She could scream all she wanted but she was not getting the umbrella
The temperature is so cold outside...
that if you make your girlfriend wet, you also make her hard.
What's something that can stop water but never fails to make someone wet?
A k**....
To make it stand, I have to wet it. To make it wet, I have to s**... it. To make it stiff, I have lick it and to get it in, I have to push it...
Brah, threading a needle isn't as easy as it looks!
To make it stand, you wet it.
To make it wet, you s**... it.
To make it stiff, you lick it.
To get it in, you push it!
d**...! Threading a needle at any age is no joke.
At The Door
One day, a woman's doorbell rang. The weather was very bad. The woman opened the door, and there stood a young girl, a Jehovah's Witness, soaking wet. The woman felt sorry for her, so she asked the young woman into the house for a cup of coffee and to dry off.
The woman wanted to make conversation as the two drank their hot chocolate, so she asked the Jehovah's Witness, "So, what's the message you're passing along?'"
The girl stuttered and said, "I'm not sure. I never got this far."