The Best 44 Majority Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Majority jokes. There are some majority vote jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these majority minority puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Majority Jokes and Puns

Why is Blizzard still popular in majority Muslim countries?

Because all they care about is prophets.

It's ironic the character's name is Luke Skywalker...

He never walks on any skies, but he does spend the majority of the series "hand solo."

Why are the majority of firefighters men?

They've been training with fluid launching cannons since the day they were born.

I'll show myself out.

Majority joke, Why are the majority of firefighters men?

How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure?

Avast majority!

Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown...

However Abu Dhabi do.


A group of young Italian investors bought a majority stake in Alitalia...

It will now be called Generazzione Italia, but they only have enough money to put 3 letters on their planes. The airline is now called GenItalia...

I have lived majority of my life residing in Al Capone's shakers.

I mean, I've spent most my life living in a ganster's pair of dice.

Majority joke, I have lived majority of my life residing in Al Capone's shakers.

A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had....

I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful...

I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home

So I decided to move 30 minutes away

So I asked my friend, if you could be in the sun as long as possible and not get sun burnt but the majority of the world hates you, would you do it? And my friend said yeah.

Okay you're black.

Why is America home to the majority of comedians?

Lax pun control laws.

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Did you know that the majority of people don't know the opposite of these words?

Always

Coming

From

Take

Me

Down

If the majority of people in the US celebrate Christmas

Then the amount of people that celebrate Hanukkah are in the menorahty

The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes" is stupid

Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings .

A new study shows that the majority of humans alive today are better at math than Albert Einstein.

Because he's dead.

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

Majority joke, Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election.

Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote.

Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from?

The tooth fairy


There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful,

and the majority.

What do the majority of the people in the UK and a paper plate have in common?

They're both white trash.

You always hear about drug deals gone bad

But why don't you ever hear about the majority of drug deals that go right?

A majority of English Speakers do not know the opposite of these words...

Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Do the majority of girls on Tinder have dandruff?

Because most of them are huge flakes.

New studies show that the vast majority of violent crimes are committed by the children of immigrants.

And it's been that way since 1607.

Bitcoin is super close to functioning like real currency...

Now that a small concentration of people control a majority of it

A survey has found

that majority of women assign a certain ringtone for their partner.

Men do that too. It's called silent.

Putin recently won the Russian election with a 76.6% majority...

Oddly enough 23.4% of Russian citizens were found poisoned a few days afterwards

It's only when you put on some weight, you realize that very few people actually fat-shame.

The majority just fat-ignore.

The majority of Americans said driverless cars will have a big impact on the elderly people

, specifically if they don't cross the stress fast enough.

Majority rules?

Whatever happened to; quality not quantity?

A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists

Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.

Reminded of a variation of the Bee Pee joke

As we all know the majority of bees (Around 99 out of 100), when they need the toilet, always go to the BP station. The last for some unknown reason goes to the Esso Station.

Ah Well, I guess there's always one S.O.B in every crowd

Who run the world?

Girls, but majority of the countries president are men.

Almost all scientists agree that people get their pants from monkeys and what's even worse

is that they also say that our jeans are responsible for the vast majority of our physical appearance!

How come the majority of nonprofit organizations

Are PROPHET ORGANIZATIONS?

I heard Cindy Hyde-Smith sent her daughter to an all white school...

...despite living in a majority-black city. Don't vote for her! What kind of a sick person would live in a black majority city?

TIL that the majority of car companies make cell phones,

Except for Dodge, they just make Chargers.

Violent video games won't change our behaviour.

If people were influenced by video games, then the majority of Fakebook users would be farmers right now.

I Think the Majority of Us Can Agree

That Orion's Belt is a big waste of stars.

I like my women like I like my alcohol

Responsible for a fair majority of my terrible life choices

New poll shows that the majority Bernie Sander's supporters like whole milk

But they hate 1%

Where dose the majority of the mafia operate

In the spaghetto

A 2018 report showed that the vast majority of bankers have no close friends

Apparently they're all loaners

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