Majesty Jokes
16 majesty jokes and hilarious majesty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about majesty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
What do you get when you mix humor with royal splendor? Majesty jokes! Get a good laugh from the hilarity of a commoner taking jabs at Her Majesty. Enjoy the fun of majestic jokes in this article!
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Funniest Majesty Short Jokes
Short majesty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The majesty humour may include short majestic jokes also.
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? A writ of safe passage from his majesty, king Charles II of England.
- [OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
- The queen of England f**... and quickly looked for someone else to blame. "Bidwell!" she shouted to a servant, "stop that this instant!"
"Of course, your majesty," he replied. "Which way did it go?" - When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding d**... roof patched up!?
Ah horse apples! - What do you call a cousin-f**... in the U.S? A r**....
What do you call a cousin-f**... in Europe?
Your Majesty.
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Majesty One Liners
Which majesty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with majesty? I can suggest the ones about kingdom and kings.
- Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!
- Due to recent events, James Bond no longer works for her majesty's secret service.
- What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice? The Royal Wii.
Hilarious Majesty Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about majesty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean almighty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make majesty pranks.
The king asks a commoner...
"Give me your daughter's hand in marriage, and I'll give you her weight in jewels."
"I will need a couple days first." - Replies the commoner
"To think it over?" asks his majesty.
"No - to fatten her up."
A knight comes to the royal castle with a bag and asks for king's attention
He enters, and says "Your Majesty, I kept my word. Here's the head of the dragon!" and takes the head of the dragon out of the bag.
A royal advisor brings a bag to the king. The king replies "Well, then, I kept my word too. Here's the hand of the princess!"
Sir Dimalot strode into the throne room and bowed before the king.
"Your majesty," he said, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the villages of your enemies in the north."
The king looked perplexed. "But I do not have any enemies in the north."
"Ah," replied the knight, realising his mistake. "I fear you do now."
Ig the Knight
Once upon a time, there was a soldier named Ig. In a recent battle, Ig showed courage and bravery, saving 20 men by himself!
To honour Ig's heroic act, the Queen of the kingdom was to knight him. Ig knelt before Her Majesty, as she tapped each shoulder of his with a sword. As she finished, Ig the Knight burst into flames! The Queen, astonished by what happened, asked her squire why he lit on fire.
Stunned, the squire spoke, "Ig...Knighted..."
A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.
He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :
" God save the King."
The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.
During one stage of the visit, he was travelling in the Royal Carriage with Her Majesty the Queen.
Suddenly, one of the horses let out a tremendously loud and powerful f**....
"Oh dear, one can only apologise!" Said the Queen.
The French Ambassador was shocked. "I thought it was the horse!"
A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y
A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,
Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?
Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,
No, your majesty. But my father was.
A Fairy Tale
After his daughter is cursed by the dark fairy, Maleficent, King Stefan summons his royal carpenters and commands them to make the finest, most comfortable bed in all the land.
"It will be done, Your Majesty," replies the master builder. "Does His Majesty prefer a queen or a king?"
"A king, since you asked," whispers Stefan, "…but don't tell that to the queen!"
