The Best 16 Maize Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Maize jokes. There are some maize soybean jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maize iowa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Maize Jokes and Puns

If Billy Mays were a farmer...

And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

I got lost in a corn field.

It was quite a maize.

Maize joke, I got lost in a corn field.

Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn?

Because the maize isn't meant for him.

If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.


What do you call a labyrinth in a cornfield?

A maize

Did I tell you the one about the maize?

Nevermind, it's too corny.

Maize joke, Did I tell you the one about the maize?

What is the name of the corniest Jedi?

Maize Windu

What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny?

"Maybe I'm a maize"

Konnichiwa

What did the maize greet his friend with?

Kornichiwa

Farmer John

At the end of the year Farmer John completely cut down the corn puzzle he had created.

I guess you could say he razed his raised maize maze.

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What do you call a horse covered with Maize?

A unicorn!

I'll show myself out.

Maize has a special property.

It has cobwebs.

What do you call a corn maze?

A Maize

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner.

Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Maize joke, What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maize corn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maize corniest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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