Maize Jokes

27 maize jokes and hilarious maize puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maize that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Maize Short Jokes

Short maize jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maize humour may include short wheat jokes also.

  1. If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
  2. What did the magician say before he turned his assistant into an ear of corn? Prepare to be a-maize-d
  3. If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman... You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
  4. What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny? "Maybe I'm a maize"
  5. Farmer John At the end of the year Farmer John completely cut down the corn puzzle he had created.
    I guess you could say he razed his raised maize maze.
  6. What do you call an economic system based around corn with little intervention from the government? Maize-ez faire capitalism
  7. Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize.
  8. What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner.
    Credit goes to my girlfriend.
  9. So my friend Ing asked me another name for corn... I responded uhh-maize-Ing?
  10. White people can plant corn, but shouldn't grow maize. That's agricultural appropriation.

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Maize One Liners

Which maize one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maize? I can suggest the ones about corn maze and corn.

  1. I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize.
  2. does anyone wanna hear my corny jokes? i promise you- they're a-maize-ing!
  3. Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him.
  4. Why can't you make jokes about maizes? They'll always be corny
  5. What do you call a labyrinth in a cornfield? A maize
  6. Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny.
  7. What is the name of the corniest Jedi? Maize Windu
  8. What did the farmer say to his corn? You are a-maize-ing!
  9. Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize
    ...I'll leave now.
  10. Konnichiwa What did the maize greet his friend with?
  11. A lot of people think puns are corny. I find them rather a-maize-ing!
  12. What do you call a horse covered with Maize? A unicorn!
    I'll show myself out.
  13. Maize has a special property. It has cobwebs.
  14. What do you call a corn maze? A Maize
  15. Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?

Maize joke, Is my corny pun...

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What funny jokes about maize you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean field corn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maize pranks.

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

Maize joke, What do you call a horse covered with Maize?