The Best 46 Mainstream Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mainstream jokes. There are some mainstream traditional jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mainstream conventional puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mainstream Jokes and Puns

Why do hipsters hate rivers?

They're too mainstream.

Hipster Jokes!

Why did the hipster float down the tributary?

Because the river was too mainstream.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number you've never heard of.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he ate pizza?

Because he ate it before it was cool.

How to kill a hipster with 3 words

Breathing is mainstream.

Mainstream joke, How to kill a hipster with 3 words

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

I hate the term "Hipster"

It's too mainstream

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

How do you kill a hipster?

Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr

Mainstream joke, How do you kill a hipster?

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

How do you kill a hipster?

In the mainstream.

I can do a great impersonation of a hipster.

I'd show it to you but it's not mainstream, you probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...

Once you go black, you never go back.

Carson 2016

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

A tragic haiku

hipsters panicking
need a new pretentious food
quinoa's too mainstream

Mainstream joke, A tragic haiku

the USA was the first to leave the EU

before it was too mainstream

How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

It's such an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. And besides, lightbulbs are so mainstream. Kerosene lamps are more true to my inner being.

What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call people who hate mainstream beer?


I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites.

It's called Fake Newsies.

How do you kill a hipster?

Tell him that breathing is too mainstream.

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

Why would a Hipster hate a Nuclear War?

Because when the bombs detonate, dying would become too mainstream.

I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one.

"Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?

Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."

Looks her up and down.

9/11 was too main-stream for hippies

That's why they never forget the Alamo.

When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change

We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off

How did the wanna-be-hipster die?

Trying to cross the mainstream!

What do you call the most popular waterway in town?

The mainstream.

How do You Drown a Hipster?

Throw him into the mainstream.

Why did the hipster kill himself?

Because living was too mainstream

AG Sessions is a Keebler elf isolationist

and he is afraid weed is making cookies too mainstream

Even though I went mainstream for dinner I still got some trendy fish...

Thanks to my hip waiters

Definition of "Hipster", adjective.

Definitions are too mainstream.

*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*

stolen from urbandictionary.

Unlike most people I had never seen a Mad Max movie until I binge watched them all

My Mad Max movie marathon made me more mainstream.

Where do you drown a hippie?

In the mainstream (I know it was terrible)

I was going to tell you a joke about government conspiracies.

But the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear it.

Did you hear the government is trying to get rid of the Clean Water Act?

The mainstream media doesn't want you to know about it.

I'm going to create a new genre of music called mock-pop...

After my band Cage the Adelephant goes mainstream.

What do you call an elephant that's no longer mainstream?


What do you call it when a hipsters gets a makeover to mainstream clothes?

A hipsterectomy.

Still Not Sure Why People Consider Mac Miller and XXXTentacion Mainstream?

I mean they are some of the only true underground rappers.

I dont like the fact that the Thailand cave boys have become all famous and mainstream.

I preferred them when they were more Underground

Too hip..

Why do hipsters not like to hang around rivers?

It would be too "mainstream" for them to do so.

How you drown a hipster?

You put them in a mainstream

A Cleric and a Hipster Druid were hanging out by a river bank discussing their beliefs.

The Druid says, "Yeah I worship river tributaries. That way I get my powers before they become mainstream."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mainstream rivers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mainstream media piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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