Mainstream Jokes

Funniest Mainstream Short Jokes

Short mainstream jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mainstream humour may include short orthodox jokes also.

1. What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called? A pink slip.
2. I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.
3. A Cleric and a Hipster Druid were hanging out by a river bank discussing their beliefs. The Druid says, "Yeah I worship river tributaries. That way I get my powers before they become mainstream."
4. Did you hear the government is trying to get rid of the Clean Water Act? The mainstream media doesn't want you to know about it.
5. When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off
6. What do you call it when a hipsters gets a makeover to mainstream clothes? A hipsterectomy.
7. Even though I went mainstream for dinner I still got some trendy fish... Thanks to my hip waiters
8. Why would a Hipster hate a Nuclear War? Because when the bombs detonate, dying would become too mainstream.
9. With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back.
   Carson 2016
10. How did the wanna-be-hipster die? Trying to cross the mainstream!

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Mainstream One Liners

Which mainstream one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mainstream? I can suggest the ones about mainland and middle class.

1. How do You Drown a Hipster? Throw him into the mainstream.
2. Why don't hipsters like rivers? Too mainstream
3. Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream.
4. Where do you drown a hippie? In the mainstream (I know it was terrible)
5. What do you call an elephant that's no longer mainstream? Ir-elephant
6. Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream
7. How do you kill a hippie? Drown him in the mainstream
8. Why aren't gluten free people mainstream? The go against the grain.
9. How you drown a hipster? You put them in a mainstream
10. How do you kill a hipster? Tell him that breathing is too mainstream.
11. Why did the hipster never catch a fish? Because he didn't go in the mainstream
12. Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream.
13. What do you call the most popular waterway in town? The mainstream.
14. What do you call people who hate mainstream beer? Hopsters
15. I hate the term "Hipster" It's too mainstream

Silly Mainstream Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about mainstream you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean majority jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mainstream pranks.