Maine Jokes

Funniest Maine Short Jokes

Short maine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maine humour may include short man from maine jokes also.

1. My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
2. Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms? Man: Can't say I do.
   Doctor: Yes. That's the main one.
3. Why doesn't America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like other countries? Because they prefer to parade it down main street IN other countries.
4. I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
5. Roe vs Wade is in the news again. Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation
6. My biggest fear, when I first started dating, was meeting the girl's father. But I mainly dated black girls, so it was never really an issue.
7. Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat... But he allows himself one carb a night.
8. How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead.
   You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
9. After divorcing from my ten year marriage, I started dating again and was soon using muscles I'd forgotten I had. Mainly when I smiled.
10. My girlfriend got the COVID vaccine and it seems like the main side effect is... ...that she can't stop talking about getting the COVID vaccine.

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Maine One Liners

Which maine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maine? I can suggest the ones about southeast and adventure.

1. I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen king's It Too many Maine characters.
2. I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business. I'm the main stakeholder.
3. What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together
4. Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games Your main task is get pass the boss.
5. What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS.
6. I've been using Vim for 5 years... Mainly because I don't know how to exit it
7. SpongeBob may be the main character in the show… ..but Patrick is the star.
8. There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number.
9. Your mom is very attractive... ...mainly due to her massive gravitational pull.
10. What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind
11. What was the Ottoman Empire's main export? Sultan pepper
12. I think my fuse box has a curse on it Must have been the Mains Witch
13. Where do hipsters fish? I don't know, just not on the main stream.
14. Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream.
15. The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers ...is because they're so edgy.

Man From Maine Jokes

Here is a list of funny man from maine jokes and even better man from maine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend is a man with strong convictions. The main reason is he couldn't afford a good lawyer.
• Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope.
• What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend? Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
• There's a small and weak man Who loves telling jokes, they're mainly one liners... because he's puny
• Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!

Living In Maine Jokes

Here is a list of funny living in maine jokes and even better living in maine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• We used to live on a very busy main road. But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move in to a house.
• Have you lived in Maine your whole life? Not yet

Maine Lobster Jokes

Here is a list of funny maine lobster jokes and even better maine lobster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So I walked by a restaurant in Maine! It had a sign up " Happy hour special:
  Lobster tail and beer!"
  I said to myself. Jesus, my three favorite things!
• There are no hipster lobsters... ...In a Maine stream

Bangor Maine Jokes

Here is a list of funny bangor maine jokes and even better bangor maine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why you taking your girl to Maine this summer? I'm going to Bangor.

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What funny jokes about maine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backwoods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maine pranks.