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Too many Maine characters.
They're two Maine streams.
... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.
I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.
If Oklahoma was right next to Maine that would be ok by me.
You have to use a rope.
All their T-Shirts and mugs say "I ❤️ ME"!
Because Missouri loves company.
and then everyone is like, Maine, we KNOW.
But I got a girl in Boise who's my Sidaho
Maine
An L.L.Beaner
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The Shawshank Redemption is about two mexican fishermen who are such great friends that when one of them is sent to prison in Maine, the other one crawls through five hundred yards of foulness you can't even imagine to be with him.
It had a sign up " Happy hour special:
Lobster tail and beer!"
I said to myself. Jesus, my three favorite things!
You might say a New England clam chowed her.
until we were capsized by Augusta wind.
I'm going to Bangor.
It's in the news. Today George HW Bush fell and broke his neck at home in Maine. Fox news is blaming it on Hillary. Donald Trump said his Mexican Maid pushed him down the stairs.
As it turns out, Missouri loves company.
Maine
or are all states named Maine?
Because they're mainiacs
Old Lenny lived far out in the western mountains of Maine. He had spent all of his 80 years living on the family homestead.
One morning, two land surveyors appeared at his doorstep. The first one spoke: "Now Lenny, we know you is a proud Mainer, but it seems you ain't in Maine at all. We jist finished surveyin' this whole township, and your house is actually on the New Hampshire side of the state line."
"Wicked decent," says old Lenny, "I'd had enough of them Maine winters anyhow."
Not yet
Maniacs
...In a Maine stream
Because it's way to cold for planting Bushes in Maine.. told to me by my mother
IT was a Maine event
Maine
...OR IS IT JUST ME?
Maine... Get it hehe
Maine
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