Main Character Jokes
42 main character jokes and hilarious main character puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about main character that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Main Character Short Jokes
Short main character jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The main character humour may include short protagonist jokes also.
- My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
- At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'. Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.
- It makes sense why Emma Watson is in both beauty and the beast and Harry Potter Both of the main characters are harry
- Im writing my autobiography "Oh nice!"
"Yea im planning on killing off the main character" - Researchers have discovered a lost Hemingway novel where the main character is trying to learn a computer language. The Old Man and the C.
- I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story... Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!
- I was watching a car movie and my son said one of the main characters was a rapper Wow. That's ludacris.
- If the main character of "The Walking Dead " spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?
- In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time.
- If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been? Tom Honks
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Main Character One Liners
Which main character one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with main character? I can suggest the ones about character and fictional character.
- I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen king's It Too many Maine characters.
- SpongeBob may be the main character in the show… ..but Patrick is the star.
- Why is Spongebob the main character When Patrick is clearly the star?
- How come Spongebob is the main character? When Patrick is the star.
- I'm killing off the main character in my book. It's an autobiography.
- Spongebob might be the main character But Patrick is the real star.
- In what form of writing is killing the main character a good idea? An Autobiography.
- Who is the main character of Shawshank Redemption? Andy Duframed
- The main character of Megalo Box is a phenomenal boxer. He's no average Joe.
- Why does Game of Thrones always kill off its main characters? For the good of the watch.
- Meet The Robinsons is inaccurate. The main character, who is seen as a genius, is blonde.
- "Lincoln" is a terrible movie The main character dies at the end.
- You know who was the main character in the movie about drugs? The h**....
Hilarious Main Character Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about main character you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chairman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make main character pranks.
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
I'm directing a film...
... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.
I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.
Why Mayberry RFD was such a pleasant place
Just think of how idyllic and peaceful the whole community was.
What did the main characters all have in common? Sheriff Andy, Barney, Opie, Gomer, Floyd the barber, Helen, Clara Jean, Aunt Bea, Goober, Harold......they were all SINGLE.
The only married character was Otis, and he was drunk all the time!
I heard there's going to be a movie called "The Man Who Killed h**...".
At least we know who the main character is.
The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop
The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang."
Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony?
There's no more apple jack.
Why do SJWs hate Pong?
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters
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(I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie
He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an i**... alien.