Main Character Jokes
36 main character jokes and hilarious main character puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about main character that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Main Character Short Jokes
Short main character jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The main character humour may include short protagonist jokes also.
- My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
- At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'. Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.
- It makes sense why Emma Watson is in both beauty and the beast and Harry Potter Both of the main characters are harry
- I was watching a car movie and my son said one of the main characters was a rapper Wow. That's ludacris.
- If the main character of "The Walking Dead " spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?
- In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time.
- If a goose starred in Forrest Gump as the main character, what would his name have been? Tom Honks
- Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
- I've been searching the Internet for the main character in Zelda... But I can't find the Link!
- You know the Bible is wrong when... The main character gets killed 4 times in the first 4 chapters.
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Main Character One Liners
Which main character one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with main character? I can suggest the ones about character and fictional character.
- I couldn't follow the storyline of Stephen king's It Too many Maine characters.
- SpongeBob may be the main character in the show… ..but Patrick is the star.
- In what form of writing is killing the main character a good idea? An Autobiography.
- Who is the main character of Shawshank Redemption? Andy Duframed
- The main character of Megalo Box is a phenomenal boxer. He's no average Joe.
- Why does Game of Thrones always kill off its main characters? For the good of the watch.
- Meet The Robinsons is inaccurate. The main character, who is seen as a genius, is blonde.
- "Lincoln" is a terrible movie The main character dies at the end.
- I'm killing off the main character in my book. It's an autobiography.
- You know who was the main character in the movie about drugs? The h**....
Hilarious Main Character Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about main character you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chairman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make main character pranks.
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
I'm directing a film...
... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.
I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.
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I heard there's going to be a movie called "The Man Who Killed h**...".
At least we know who the main character is.
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Why do SJWs hate Pong?
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters
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(I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
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Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie
He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an i**... alien.
Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?
Because they're too young for him
