The Best 6 Mailorder Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mailorder jokes. There are some mailorder bride jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mailorder pharmacies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mailorder Jokes and Puns

It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery

Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship.

The president of a popular mail-order business just died.

The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

I had to return my new mail-order guitar

So I marked it "return to Fender"

Did you hear about the mail-order surgery kit you can have delivered straight to your door?

It's called Suture Self.


I ordered a mail-order bride from the Czech Republic

Czech mate

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mailorder business jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mailorder delivery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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