Mailed Jokes
27 mailed jokes and hilarious mailed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mailed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mailed Short Jokes
Short mailed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mailed humour may include short mail order jokes also.
- Why don't envelopes reproduce? Because they're all mail!
I thought of this myself. Proud of it. - I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
- Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
- I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
- It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
- My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
- Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
- There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?) - My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and paranoid. Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.
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Mailed One Liners
Which mailed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mailed? I can suggest the ones about shipped and delivers mail.
- How can you tell if an envelope is gay? It comes in the mail.
- Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
- Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
- Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue.
- How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
- How do Knights communicate ? Chain mail
- Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
- What's the manliest job a man could do? Mail man.
- Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail.
- In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with "Alpha Mail."
- So, I ordered a mail order bride from Czechoslovakia… Turns out she was my Czech mate
- What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail.
- You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison As long as you don't attach a file
- I don't know who this Bill guy is, Can somebody tell me why they keep on sending me mail?
- What do Mexicans send their mail in? Envelopez.
Amusing & Witty Mailed Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about mailed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean postal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mailed pranks.
I mailed you a joke from 12 miles away at 43,200 miles per hour.
It might take a second for you to get it.
There's a Marine in Afghanistan
A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back.
So, the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with clothes and some without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
I wrote a joke about how c**... the post office is and mailed it to my dad.
He didn't get it.
I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II
...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
Have you heard about the dyslexic spy who got caught with a suitcase nuke in the post office?
Fission mailed!
The blessed arrival of a baby into my life yesterday would have been greeted with a lot more joy...
If I could only figure out who mailed it to me.
My friend went to Thailand to get a s**... change. It was taking a bit longer than expected.
So I mailed to ask if he was still a broad.
How long do those mail in DNA tests take to receive back?
My son was born with a different skincolor than myself and wife. Just wondering what Recessive traits we're passed down to him. I mailed it off over 6 months ago and still no response....
My ex said my package was like the Declaration of Independence.
because it could be mailed with just a stamp
My friend Manuel mailed a bush to my brother, and my brother mailed it back to him.
So then Manuel mailed the bush to some of his other friends, but each one sent it back. When he mailed it to me, I asked him why he keeps doing that. He told me that this shrub has Manny reposts.
Did you hear about the man that got a heart transplant from a dog?
The operation was a complete success other than the fact every time the hospital mailed the bill for the cost of the operation the man would bury it in the backyard.
My Japanese friend mailed himself to the United States.
When I went to pick him up, his box was in an area labeled "Dead Nippon Arrival".
