Mailbox Jokes
37 mailbox jokes and hilarious mailbox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mailbox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mailbox Short Jokes
Short mailbox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mailbox humour may include short inbox jokes also.
- It's amazing how removing letters from something changes things so fast For instance, if you remove enough letters from 'mailbox' you get 'felony'
- Do you know the difference between a mailbox and a cow? If your answer was no, you had better not become a mailman.
- I like my jokes like I like my broken mailboxes. Promptly reposted and hopefully nobody notices.
- Just found an envelope containing several severed fingers in my mailbox It was weird because we don't usually get mail on Sundays
- How can you tell if a letter in your mailbox is a boy or a girl? If it's a bill, it's fee mail.
- This has definitely been posted before but.... I just backed over my neighbors mailbox and I really feel like it needs a repost.
- I want to live in a house that's shaped like a mailbox. That way people will know that I'm outgoing.
- I saw my neighbour going outside again and again to check his mailbox. When I asked why is he doing that, he replied - My computer says I have got mail.
- A man once got locked inside a mailbox. Everyone rushed for his rescue, Because he was a priority male.
- "Have you ever seen a mailbox before?" asked my postman sarcastically. I said, "Yes. Floyd Mayweather."
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Mailbox One Liners
Which mailbox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mailbox? I can suggest the ones about bucket and packet.
- What word means the same thing with several letters added? Mailbox
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill.
- Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox? Because they are fee-mail.
- Hey, have you heard about the homosexual termites? They only eat mailboxes.
- What's a good way to hide mailboxes? Place elephants in front of them
- A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up v
- Mailbox, fence, postman Karma
- How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house? Your mailbox is missing!
- Something came through my mailbox today It was the mailman
- After I have s**..., I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!
- Someone put a bomb in my mailbox. Holy s**... this post blew up.
- Yo Mama so s**...... she yelled into a mailbox and thought she was sending a voicemail!
Humorous Mailbox Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about mailbox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mailbox pranks.
A doctor and a lawyer
During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer says, "just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox." The doctor decides he'll give that a try and thanks his lawyer friend. When the doctor gets home, he has a bill in his mailbox from the lawyer.
A guy is sitting on his porch when his blonde neighbor walks out to her mailbox.
She opens the mailbox, looks in, colses it up and walks back into the house. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. After another five minutes, the same thing, but this time she's visibly angry. She comes out again after another five minutes, looking furious. She looks in the mailbox and slams it closed. As she's walking back to the house, the guy says,
"Not to be nosy, but are you expecting an important package?"
The blonde answers, "No! It's my d**... computer! It keeps telling me I have mail!"
Woman greets mailman at her mailbox, invites him in, they make passionate love, then she makes him a lunch fit for a king and then hands him a $1 bill.
Flabbergasted mailman says: "My goodness that was outstanding, wonderful, thank you, I really appreciate it. May I ask why you did all this for me?"
Woman says: "I told my husband you were retiring and suggested we do something for you and he said "screw the mailman, give him a dollar", the lunch was my idea."
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, n**..., watering the garden.
When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he's seen his wife n**....
Sam wants revenge, so that night creeps over to John's yard and catches sight of John's wife performing o**... s**....
The next day, Sam approaches John at the mailbox. "Hey, I saw your wife performing o**... s**... on you last night."
"Ha ha, the joke's on you," John says, "I wasn't home last night!"
Wet Mail
A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..
"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"
The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says
"It's because there is Postage Dew."
A Blonde hear a "thud" on the ground
Too her surprise, it was a wallet. She decided to do the right thing and turn it in to the police.
After arriving at the police station, the Blonde says,'I'm here to turn in someone's lost wallet.' The officer thanked the Blonde for her deeds and the Blonde returns to her home.
The next day, a package arrived in the mailbox with a wallet inside. The Blonde responds with, ' Thank god someone found my wallet, I must've dropped it while walking yesterday.'
s**... at 73.
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have
s**... at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too
far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
I just took a leaflet from the mailbox informing me that I can have s**... at 73.
That is so wonderful because I live at 71.
A man asks his friend what the difference is between a mailbox and a hippo's backside.
The friend immediately replies "I don't know."
"Well then I'd be happy to help you mail your letters."
What did the lightpost say to the mailbox?
I can shed some light on the situation. You accept a lot of strange mail into your mouth.
My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...
But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.