The Best 21 Mailbox Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mailbox jokes. There are some mailbox doorstep jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mailbox limbless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mailbox Jokes and Puns

Wet Mail

A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..

"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"

The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says

"It's because there is Postage Dew."

Woman greets mailman at her mailbox, invites him in, they make passionate love, then she makes him a lunch fit for a king and then hands him a $1 bill.

Flabbergasted mailman says: "My goodness that was outstanding, wonderful, thank you, I really appreciate it. May I ask why you did all this for me?"

Woman says: "I told my husband you were retiring and suggested we do something for you and he said "screw the mailman, give him a dollar", the lunch was my idea."

A doctor and a lawyer

During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer says, "just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox." The doctor decides he'll give that a try and thanks his lawyer friend. When the doctor gets home, he has a bill in his mailbox from the lawyer.

Mailbox joke, A doctor and a lawyer

A Squint on a bike

A squint was riding the bike when someone warned him : careful of that Mailbox!!,

The squint replayed : no worries, I'll go between them.

My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...

But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.


One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, naked, watering the garden.

When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he's seen his wife naked.

Sam wants revenge, so that night creeps over to John's yard and catches sight of John's wife performing oral sex.

The next day, Sam approaches John at the mailbox. "Hey, I saw your wife performing oral sex on you last night."

"Ha ha, the joke's on you," John says, "I wasn't home last night!"

I want to live in a house that's shaped like a mailbox.

That way people will know that I'm outgoing.

Mailbox joke, I want to live in a house that's shaped like a mailbox.

This has definitely been posted before but....

I just backed over my neighbors mailbox and I really feel like it needs a repost.

Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox?

Because they are fee-mail.

A Blonde hear a "thud" on the ground

Too her surprise, it was a wallet. She decided to do the right thing and turn it in to the police.

After arriving at the police station, the Blonde says,'I'm here to turn in someone's lost wallet.' The officer thanked the Blonde for her deeds and the Blonde returns to her home.

The next day, a package arrived in the mailbox with a wallet inside. The Blonde responds with, ' Thank god someone found my wallet, I must've dropped it while walking yesterday.'

What did the lightpost say to the mailbox?

I can shed some light on the situation. You accept a lot of strange mail into your mouth.

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My son asked me why I installed fans on the mailbox.

I told him it was because I still used hotmail.

"Have you ever seen a mailbox before?" asked my postman sarcastically.

I said, "Yes. Floyd Mayweather."

A man asks his friend what the difference is between a mailbox and a hippo's backside.

The friend immediately replies "I don't know."

"Well then I'd be happy to help you mail your letters."

A man once got locked inside a mailbox. Everyone rushed for his rescue,

Because he was a priority male.

Yo Mama so stupid...

she yelled into a mailbox and thought she was sending a voicemail!

Mailbox joke, Yo Mama so stupid...

Mailbox, fence, postman

Karma

A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

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I just took a leaflet from the mailbox informing me that I can have sex at 73.

That is so wonderful because I live at 71.


Do you know the difference between a mailbox and a cow?

If your answer was no, you had better not become a mailman.

A guy is sitting on his porch when his blonde neighbor walks out to her mailbox.

She opens the mailbox, looks in, colses it up and walks back into the house. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. After another five minutes, the same thing, but this time she's visibly angry. She comes out again after another five minutes, looking furious. She looks in the mailbox and slams it closed. As she's walking back to the house, the guy says,

"Not to be nosy, but are you expecting an important package?"

The blonde answers, "No! It's my damn computer! It keeps telling me I have mail!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mailbox postmen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mailbox package piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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