Following is our collection of funniest Mail jokes. There are some mail attachments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mail postmen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
But he messed up the delivery
A mailman gets a new route in a rural community. Walking up to a isolated little farmhouse, he sees a woman out back getting hammered by a goat.
He looks at the kid sitting on the porch, and asks him "Hey kid, doesn't it bother you, what your mom's doing back there?"
The kid looks at him and says "NAAAAAAA!"
I did, I ran out of tissue.
The Czech's in the mail.
so a young boy was told by one of his friends that if he told adults he knows the whole truth they'll give him stuff. so he went home and told his mom i know the whole truth. the mother responded by saying " take these 20 dollars and shut up", so the next day he said the same thing to his dad his dad said "shut up and take this 50 dollars". so the next day he saw the mail man and said i know the whole truth the mail man said " then come and give your real father a big hug.
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.
I hate junk mail.
There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail
When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40.
2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2.
Thank you, mail lady.
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My uncle recently ordered a mail order bride from the Czech Republic. The Czech is in the mail.
~I'll let myself out...
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Because mail men don't come on Sundays.
I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...
Just said it was a stag do for his friend
Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed
eBae
A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..
"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"
The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says
"It's because there is Postage Dew."
Outgoing mail.
He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect
I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.
Lady of the House, "Mildred, are you putting on weight?"
Maid, "Well, to tell you the truth Madam, I am pregnant." Lady, "OH DEAR! How ever did you get your self in such condition?"
Maid, "Well Madam it started when I ordered a vibrator through the mail."
Lady, "Goodness! You didn't use that dreadful thing did you?"
Maid, "No Madam, the mail man talked me out of it."
So I could tell people I'm a mail escort.
He calls Comcast and complains that he has an eye problem. The operator asks "what does the eye problem have to do with paying your bill?" The man responds, " well, I don't see myself paying this bill."
and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
A mail escort
It was so good, even the mail came.
I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.
It comes in the mail.
Well, it turns out writing "my money is on cancer every time" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.
Da Liver
She's a mail carrier.
It might take a second for you to get it.
With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
a)the check is in the mail
b)small is beatiful
c)I won't come in your mouth
Because it is a mail dominated industry
Mail man.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Because it is a mail focused system
Hope so, I've got no tissues left
So I asked him if he is off to Parcelona. He then proceeded to ignore what is my best joke of 2017.
Well did you say it right? The key to a good mailman's joke is the delivery.
I had a customer call and complain the other day about his order not arriving. It was alright though, I just reassured him that his Czech was in the mail.
You try explaining to the postman why you have a load of seamen for him.
They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.
Now go ahead and send them.
Envelopez.
That thing really didn't want to fit in the mail box.
On the bright side, I got it back in the mail with a note.
It said "It sucks to be you."
He needs to work on his deliveries more
The alpha mail
He doesn't seem too picky or anything, he's just looking for any outgoing male.
Because it's stationary.
Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"
So I can call myself a mail escort
But people just don't seem to get them.
Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.
You've got mail
...so i asked was he going to Parcelona and he continued to ignore what I believe was my best joke of the year.
Dad: Well did you say it right? The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery
I came in a jiffy.
Finally, some positive news!
I wonder who's sending the other one?
They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?)
It's a mail dominated industry.
He should work on his delivery.
One day he asked a mother if he's been mislead by the jokes. Maybe mother's really never slept with the mailmen and the jokes were misleading.
The mother said, oh honey, it's not the jokes, it your delivery.
The other boy said, "How?"
"Tell people you know their secret"
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!"
The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10"
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"
The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15"
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!"
The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
Chain mail
Good delivery
A nay-sayer.
Thought of this while delivering mail in the countryside.
The Ghost Office!
Because it's a mail dominated industry.
Mail privilege...
However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.
UPSpspspsps
The girl looked at me and said, Keep it. We're gonna mail it back to you anyways.
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