Mail Jokes

Funniest Mail Short Jokes

Short mail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mail humour may include short inbox jokes also.

1. Why don't envelopes reproduce? Because they're all mail!
   I thought of this myself. Proud of it.
2. I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
3. I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
4. It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
5. My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
6. There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
   ( Possibility OC?)
7. My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and paranoid. Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.
8. Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing "my money is on cancer every time" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.
9. I mailed you a joke from 12 miles away at 43,200 miles per hour. It might take a second for you to get it.
10. My dad and I(f) both ordered the same thing at the same time online. He got his before me. Mail privilege...

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Mail One Liners

Which mail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mail? I can suggest the ones about postal and message.

1. How can you tell if an envelope is gay? It comes in the mail.
2. Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
3. Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue.
4. How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
5. How do Knights communicate ? Chain mail
6. Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
7. What's the manliest job a man could do? Mail man.
8. Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail.
9. In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with "Alpha Mail."
10. So, I ordered a mail order bride from Czechoslovakia… Turns out she was my Czech mate
11. What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail.
12. You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison As long as you don't attach a file
13. I don't know who this Bill guy is, Can somebody tell me why they keep on sending me mail?
14. What do Mexicans send their mail in? Envelopez.
15. What did the neckbeard say when he was handed his mail? Thank you, mail lady.

Mail Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny mail man jokes and even better mail man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I feel bad for my mail man and hope he finds a boyfriend soon He doesn't seem too picky or anything, he's just looking for any outgoing male.
• What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay? One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
• I'm so proud of my kids. My daughter is beautiful and intelligent, just like her Mom.
  And my son is good looking and funny, just like the mail man.
• What's the opposite of a Mail man? A female woman
• I don't think we should call them "bills." Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail.
• Why did the joke get reposted? I don't know, ask the mail man.
• What's a feminist's least favorite job? A Mail Man
• A man asks his friend what the difference is between a mailbox and a hippo's backside. The friend immediately replies "I don't know."
  "Well then I'd be happy to help you mail your letters."
• Once a blind man got a death threat in the mail He could feel it!
• A man mails a letter to his friend. Later, the man sends the same letter to the same friend. He apologizes in his third letter... Sorry for the re-post.

Mail Order Jokes

Here is a list of funny mail order jokes and even better mail order puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship.
• Why should you ask a chess grandmaster to help you get a mail-order bride? They're really good at finding a Czech-mate.
• Just made this one up... My uncle recently ordered a mail order bride from the Czech Republic. The Czech is in the mail.
  ~I'll let myself out...
• I had to return my new mail-order guitar So I marked it "return to Fender"
• Did you hear about the mail-order surgery kit you can have delivered straight to your door? It's called Suture Self.
• Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae
• I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet
• I ordered Astroglide on Amazon The mail came right away.
• Got a mail order bride last week Still working out the kinks
• I ordered a new dish washer on black friday. - (insert generic mail order bride joke here)

Delivers Mail Jokes

Here is a list of funny delivers mail jokes and even better delivers mail puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight's new armor? You've got mail
• Two postman compete to see who can deliver more letters, what do you call the winner? The alpha mail
• [washing hands after delivering a baby] That thing really didn't want to fit in the mail box.
• What do you call a critical horse? A nay-sayer.
  Thought of this while delivering mail in the countryside.
• What does the Postal Service have in common with Medieval Blacksmiths? They both deliver the Mail.
• I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.
• Who delivered the mail back when Jesus was alive? The apostal service
• What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege
• The Post Office has been mis-delivering mails lately... ...this issue has to be seriously addressed.
• Have you heard the one about the mail lady who got fed up and stopped delivering mail? Never mind, you won't get it.

Daily Mail Jokes

Here is a list of funny daily mail jokes and even better daily mail puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I downloaded this new app. It's great, it tells you what to wear, what to eat, what's unhealthy and if you've put on weight. It's called the Daily Mail
• Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news.
• What do you call a dragon who writes for the Daily Mail? A why-oh-wyvern.
• One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read."
  The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."

Royal Mail Jokes

Here is a list of funny royal mail jokes and even better royal mail puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The evening after they were married, Harry set Meghan to work, polishing his set of Royal plate mail. Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
• Britain has more than one royal mail Like you Philip Harry Charles and the postal service

Humorous Mail Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about mail you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telegram jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mail pranks.