Maids Jokes
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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.
But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.
Dave got his wife a French maids costume to get her in the mood but it was a complete waste.
The house is still messed up as usual.
What do you call fast midget house cleaners?
Minute maids.
A regular family dinner
Son: Mama, I saw Papa in the maids bedroom today
Pa: H-Hey now you just be quiet and eat your dinner son
Ma: Go on son...
Son: Papa took off his clothes and the maid did the same!!!
Pa: Now listen here you lying little sh--
Ma: Finish the story Son!
Son: Then Papa got on top of the maid, and wrestled each other the same way you and Uncle Jeff did!!!
Ma: Now listen here you lying little sh--
Shout out to Hotel Maids.
That have to change sheets February 15th
What do you call a neighborhood inhabited by a lot of maids and dishwashers?
A scrubdivision
Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
I'll see myself out now
What's black, white, and sticky?
...the maids face after my wife leaves.
I'll see myself out :)
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