The Best 9 Maids Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maids jokes. There are some maids gauze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maids lobby puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maids Jokes and Puns

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

Dave got his wife a French maids costume to get her in the mood but it was a complete waste.



The house is still messed up as usual.

What do you call fast midget house cleaners?

Minute maids.

Shout out to Hotel Maids.

That have to change sheets February 15th

What do you call a neighborhood inhabited by a lot of maids and dishwashers?

A scrubdivision


Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

I'll see myself out now

What's black, white, and sticky?

...the maids face after my wife leaves.

I'll see myself out :)

Here is a shout out to all the maids that will have to change bedsheets tomorrow morning!

Happy Valentines Day!

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maids install jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maids servant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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