Maiden Voyage Jokes
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p**... Training
p**... training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...
At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone's crying and wet.
The Titanic II is set to make its maiden voyage in 2022
At least they won't have to worry about icebergs, do to global warming.
I heard the Titanic II is going on its maiden voyage soon.
No way I'd set foot on that thing. Miss me with that ship.
A Test For Heaven
There was a man who was only killing lawyers in a big city, and all day St. Peter was hearing excuses from them about why they HAD to do the things they did. He was sick of it.
Then, another lawyer showed up at the gates, and St. Peter did not want to deal with hearing his excuses, so he told him, "Heaven is starting to get a little crowded today, so there is now going to be a test to see if you can get in. I'll ask one question, get it right and your in."
After he finished telling the lawyer, St. Peter saw that a cop and a priest were at the gates as well and they heard everything. Knowing that he couldn't just give the test to the lawyer now that they all heard it, he thinks and finally says it's time to star the test.
First he asks the priest, "What early 20th century ship met its demise by hitting an ice berg during its maiden voyage?" The priest says, "The Titanic" and St. Peter lets him into Heaven.
Then, he goes to the cop and asks, "How many people died during the demise of the Titanic?" The cop thinks for a second before replying, "around 2000," and St. Peter says, "close enough," before letting him in.
Finally he goes to the lawyer and says, "name them."
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