The Best 8 Mahogany Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mahogany jokes. There are some mahogany masterpiece jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mahogany michaels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mahogany Jokes and Puns

A sculptor made a beautiful hard drive from mahogany...

but it was all bark and no bytes

What did the wooden boar say when he fell and scraped his leg?


There's nothing I love more than monogamy and mahogany.

I've been having sex with the same coffee table for 15 years.

Did you hear about the dyslexic feminist who burnt down a furniture store?

They had a special on mahogany items.

Did you hear the one about the man who married his Mahogany table?

It was a monogamous mahoganous relationship where he gave his wood to only one wood.

What's a pig's favorite color?


Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election.

Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote.

Two kids are playing with crayons...

They see Effie Trinket and ask "What color is this?"

She proceeds to throw the crayon on the floor exclaiming "That is mahogany!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mahogany wart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mahogany maple piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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