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Funniest Mahatma Short Jokes

Short mahatma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mahatma humour may include short guru jokes also.

  1. Mahatma Gandhi was once thrown out of an Indian bakery. Not surprising really . . . He was widely known for being naan-violent.
  2. Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald "Because he always spoke the truth"
    "Oh! That's why woman have long hair"
  3. Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhi was four years old

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Mahatma One Liners

Which mahatma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mahatma? I can suggest the ones about yogi and martin luther king.

  1. Gandhi's Mum: How much do you Love me? Gandhi: From the bottom of Mahatma
  2. What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat
  3. Don't believe everything you see on internet. -Mahatma Gandhi
  4. I saw the Mahatma the other day and he was well armed Must have been Gundhi
  5. What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat
  6. Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check? His name was Mahatma Coat.

Mahatma joke, Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check?

Playful Mahatma Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about mahatma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martin luther king jr jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mahatma pranks.

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My dad's favorite. (Get the groan ready)

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and...with his odd diet...he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
...a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?

Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.
He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.
This diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.

Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Gandhi...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Mahatma Gandhi...

...walked barefoot a lot, which probably produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. I've heard he also ate very little, which could have made him rather frail. The odd diet he kept leads me to believe he suffered from bad breath. I suppose you could have called him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes...

Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So...
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Ghandi

Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life
Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.
Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.
All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Mahatma Ghandi walked thousands of miles with bare feet...

This caused him to develop an impressive set of callouses.
He also are very little, which made him rather frail, and due to this strange diet, suffered from bad breath.
All told, he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Gandhi, the first hippie

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A famous Hindi joke! Let's see if the translation works!

Once, Mahatma Gandhi was on a visit to the Mental Hospital. He bumped in a patient who had recovered by then
Gandhiji asked him, "So, how are you now?"
"I feel better. Tell me what's your name?"
"Mohandas Gandhi."
"I, too, was saying this before getting admitted to the hospital!"

Mahatma joke, Mahatma Gandhi was once thrown out of an Indian bakery. Not surprising really . . .