The Best 9 Magnum Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Magnum jokes. There are some magnum parlor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these magnum rifle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Magnum Jokes and Puns

They say Magnum condoms are only good for big schlongs

I don't buy it

Why did the judge pass around XL Magnum condoms in court?

Because it was a hung jury

What do you call a guy that drives a Ferrari, but can't afford the down payment on his house?

Magnum PMI

Ice cream van drivers are very territorial.

I came across a couple arguing once, one threatened the other with a hammer. Soon backed off when the other guy pulled out a Magnum!

how fast did the detectives computer mouse move? (OC)

Magnum D.P.I.


When somebody tried to mug me, I raised my magnum...

But then I realized I was bringing an ice-cream to a gunfight.

Some Americans use Magnum condoms for their Magnum dongs

Whereas Chinese use their Mao Zecondoms for their Mao Zedongs

Ice van drivers fight

Came across two ice van drivers fighting. One got to the point of threatening the other with a hammer, the other pulled out a magnum.

I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected.

It's my Magnum O'pus.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the magnum shotgun jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working magnum gun piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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