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Magnum Jokes

7 magnum jokes and hilarious magnum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about magnum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the joke of the month with Magnum! From puns on Magnum PI to classic vanilla sundaes, this article provides a selection of clever jokes that will leave you with a smile on your face. Whether you like a smooth Magnum ice cream or a crunchy Magnum cookie bullet, you've come to the right place.

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Uproarious Magnum Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What is a good magnum joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

They say Magnum condoms are only good for big schlongs

I don't buy it

Why did the judge pass around XL Magnum condoms in court?

Because it was a hung jury

What do you call a guy that drives a Ferrari, but can't afford the down payment on his house?

Magnum PMI

Ice cream van drivers are very territorial.

I came across a couple arguing once, one threatened the other with a hammer. Soon backed off when the other guy pulled out a Magnum!

how fast did the detectives computer mouse move?

Magnum D.P.I.

When somebody tried to mug me, I raised my magnum...

But then I realized I was bringing an ice-cream to a gunfight.

Some Americans use Magnum condoms for their Magnum dongs

Whereas Chinese use their Mao Zecondoms for their Mao Zedongs

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