Magnifying Glass Jokes
21 magnifying glass jokes and hilarious magnifying glass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about magnifying glass that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Magnifying Glass Short Jokes
Short magnifying glass jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The magnifying glass humour may include short eye glass jokes also.
- Did you know the magnifying glass was invented by a chinese guy? Yeah, his name was Tzu Minh
- Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent.
- How can you tell the difference between a girl ant and a boy ant? Put it in water. If it sinks, it's girl ant. I it floats, it's a witch. Burn it. With a magnifying glass.
- If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues? Using watSonar
- What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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Magnifying Glass One Liners
Which magnifying glass one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magnifying glass? I can suggest the ones about microscope and binoculars.
- What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An investigator.
- What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass? A spy, duh.
- What did the man with the magnifying glass say to the guy in the emergency room? ICU
- Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
- Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night. - All these magnifying glasses And I still can't find my will to live
- If a magnifying glass ever got into a fight.... ...It would be easily intimidated.
- Hear about the Donald's "high energy" m**... kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Magnifying Glass Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about magnifying glass you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flashlight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make magnifying glass pranks.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.
Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass..................at night.
When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.