The Best 19 Magnets Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Magnets jokes. There are some magnets freezer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these magnets magnet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Magnets Jokes and Puns

A couple of magnets showed their positive side...

they got divorced.

Women are like magnets...

I have no clue how they work.

As they stood on top of The Eiffel Tower, watching a beautiful sunset, he got down on one knee and said, Honey?

She gasped audibly and said, Yeah?

He said, Help! My replacement knee is made of magnets.

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You may become more attractive

If you eat magnets

Hot women are like magnets

I don't understand them.


Is it just me

or are magnets really attractive?

Where do magnets grow?

In magnetic fields

Magnets joke, Where do magnets grow?

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

"May the force be with you"

A teacher was telling his students how striking magnets would make the magnets weaker.

Sam, who wasn't paying attention, asked the teacher to explain the concept again.
The teacher replied: 'No matter how attractive they are Sam, DON'T BANG THE MAGNETS'.

Y'now, I love talking about magnets

But it's quite the polarising topic.

They say kids are chick magnets and they weren't kidding!!!!

I grabbed one off a playground the other day and had 10 women running after me.

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You hear about the love struck super magnets?

Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable.

Will I become attractive if I swallow magnets?

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

Why do magnets get angry?

Because they're bipolar.

Is it just me or...

Does anybody else find magnets really attractive.

Magnets joke, Is it just me or...

I sometimes wonder what the most powerful magnets in the world are.

Then I realized I have one: My bed.

What do you call Ironman between 2 magnets?

Tony Stuck

If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets

It's that they're very attractive


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