The Best 10 Magneto Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Magneto jokes. There are some magneto magnet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these magneto electromagnetic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Magneto Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore?

Because days of fuchsia passed

Who is the most attractive person in the world ?


If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?

Stop hitting yourself.

Why'd magneto stop wearing purple?

Because the days of fuchsia passed.

Why does Magneto go from bad to good & back again so often.

His powers make him bipolar.

There is one villain Iron Man could never be mad at.

He finds Magneto just too darn attractive.

"Lol" - Magneto, when he sees Iron Man turn up for a fight

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be?

A Fassbender

After taking out Professor X and his academy and gaining a political following, Magneto and his team forcefully take over the government....

... in a totally expected mutiny.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the magneto marvel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working magneto magnetic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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