Magnetic Jokes

50 magnetic jokes and hilarious magnetic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about magnetic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Magnetic Short Jokes

Short magnetic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The magnetic humour may include short magical jokes also.

  1. What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
  2. Two magnetic fields are talking to each other Magnetic field 1: "Aren't you mad that all the coils above you are parallel to your magnetic field?"
    Magnetic Field 2: "Nope...I give zero flux!"
  3. What did the male magnet tell the female magnet? When I saw your backside I was repelled, but now that I see your frontside I am very attracted
  4. I think the vaccine is making me magnetic! When I put a piece of tape on my skin it stuck to me!
  5. I'm not usually one to brag about my chick-magnet prowess... but that hot girl with the eye patch keeps winking at me.
  6. My friends all call me a chick magnet. However due to my lack of ferromagnetic material in my chemical makeup I can can't seem to think of what repels all these girls.
  7. When in high school, I was always a chick magnet... ...the side that repels.
  8. My last few relationships have drained the life from me. I'm something of a tick magnet.
  9. Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
  10. What is the strength of a magnetic field in space? 1 Tesla.

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Magnetic One Liners

Which magnetic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magnetic? I can suggest the ones about electrical and mechanical.

  1. I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
  2. What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress? Magnets
  3. What do you call a bipolar magnet? A magnet
  4. I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet.
  5. I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front.
  6. I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts
  7. A couple of magnets showed their positive side... they got divorced.
  8. Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work.
  9. Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.
  10. You may become more attractive If you eat magnets
  11. What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar
  12. I consider myself somewhat of a chick magnet. I just have trouble changing the polarity.
  13. Hot women are like magnets I don't understand them.
  14. My first car was a chick magnet. Chicks ran away. It must've been facing the wrong way.
  15. What is the most magnetic ride at the county fair? The ferrous wheel.

Magnetic Attraction Jokes

Here is a list of funny magnetic attraction jokes and even better magnetic attraction puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park. They were repelled by the concept.
  • Have you ever fallen in love with a magnet? I hear they're quite attractive.
  • Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
    A: I find you very attractive!
  • Why are magnets so arousing? They're very attractive.
  • I'm such a chick magnet. Too bad I only attract girls with braces.
  • Why did gravity and magnetism hook up? We don't fully know, but there were definitely forces of attraction at work.
  • A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you.
  • Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
    A: I find you very attractive.
  • Is it just me or... Does anybody else find magnets really attractive.
  • What WWII front line were the Germans attracted to? The Magnet Line.

Magnetic Poles Jokes

Here is a list of funny magnetic poles jokes and even better magnetic poles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What will happen when the Earth's magnetic poles flip? I dunno, but I heard Santa's been interviewing penguins to see if they can pull a sleigh.
  • I'm a chick magnet But we always tend to have the same pole facing each other.
  • What's the difference between a magnet and a construction site? A construction site has more poles.
  • I'm a chick magnet It's just that we're of the same poles.
  • What did the compass say to the confused magnetic poles on Earth? There's no point
  • Why is the north pole of a magnet red? Because they don't have seals on the south pole
    Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
  • Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole? She was fishing for Steelhead Trout
  • Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles.
Magnetic joke, Strippers are a lot like magnets.

Magnetic Field Jokes

Here is a list of funny magnetic field jokes and even better magnetic field puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where do magnets grow? In magnetic fields
  • Mars magnetic field is increasing for the first time in millions of years For a total of one Tesla!
  • Did you guys here about JLS splitting? Must have passed through a strong magnetic field.
  • Scientists were divided over the effects of the changes in the earth's magnetic field. They were polarized!
Magnetic joke, Scientists were divided over the effects of the changes in the earth's magnetic field.

Witty Magnetic Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about magnetic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuclear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make magnetic pranks.

A scrawny teenage boy asks his muscular friend how he gets so many girls to sleep with him.

The muscular friend says, "Here's what you do: next time there's a party, get a large potato and stick it down your pants and act normal. You'll see - that'll turn you into a chick magnet."
A minute later, all the girls at the party run away from the scrawny kid, screaming and laughing and pointing.
The muscular friend sees this and comes over to his scrawny friend. "Dude," he says. "You have to put the potato in the front."

Use any units you'd like (actually happened in a class of mine)

Professor: Anyone want to guess the Earth's magnetic field strength? Use any units you'd like.
Student: *raises hand*
Professor: Yes?
Student: 1 Earth

Magnetic joke, What did the male magnet tell the female magnet?