Magnet Jokes

Funniest Magnet Short Jokes

Short magnet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The magnet humour may include short transformer jokes also.

1. What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
2. Two magnetic fields are talking to each other Magnetic field 1: "Aren't you mad that all the coils above you are parallel to your magnetic field?"
   Magnetic Field 2: "Nope...I give zero flux!"
3. What did the male magnet tell the female magnet? When I saw your backside I was repelled, but now that I see your frontside I am very attracted
4. I think the vaccine is making me magnetic! When I put a piece of tape on my skin it stuck to me!
5. I'm not usually one to brag about my chick-magnet prowess... but that hot girl with the eye patch keeps winking at me.
6. My friends all call me a chick magnet. However due to my lack of ferromagnetic material in my chemical makeup I can can't seem to think of what repels all these girls.
7. When in high school, I was always a chick magnet... ...the side that repels.
8. My last few relationships have drained the life from me. I'm something of a tick magnet.
9. Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
10. What is the strength of a magnetic field in space? 1 Tesla.

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Magnet One Liners

Which magnet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magnet? I can suggest the ones about magician and magnifying glass.

1. I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
2. What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress? Magnets
3. What do you call a bipolar magnet? A magnet
4. I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet.
5. I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front.
6. I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts
7. A couple of magnets showed their positive side... they got divorced.
8. Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work.
9. Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.
10. You may become more attractive If you eat magnets
11. What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar
12. I consider myself somewhat of a chick magnet. I just have trouble changing the polarity.
13. Hot women are like magnets I don't understand them.
14. My first car was a chick magnet. Chicks ran away. It must've been facing the wrong way.
15. What is the most magnetic ride at the county fair? The ferrous wheel.

Bar Magnet Jokes

Here is a list of funny bar magnet jokes and even better bar magnet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A magnet walks into a bar...., what does he order? Nothing... he's still stuck to the entrance.
• A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck.
• Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
  A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

Magnet Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny magnet love jokes and even better magnet love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you ever fallen in love with a magnet? I hear they're quite attractive.
• Y'now, I love talking about magnets But it's quite the polarising topic.
• You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable.
• My son loves to raise chicken. He a chick magnet.

Magnet Fishing Jokes

Here is a list of funny magnet fishing jokes and even better magnet fishing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole? She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Ridiculous Magnet Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about magnet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean iron jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make magnet pranks.