Magnesium Jokes
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Doctor: sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium
Me: 0mg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
My doctor told me some troubling news today.
He said: Your body has zero magnesium.
So I replied: 0mg
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Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
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I was putting atoms together for chemistry. Until I put magnesium and oxygen together.
o**...
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?
O Mg
When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
My magnesium levels in blood have dropped down to dangerous levels!!!!
0mg!!
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