The Best 4 Magma Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Magma jokes. There are some magma dwayne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these magma ned puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Magma Jokes and Puns

What type of rocks are hipsters?

Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.

What does the oxygen say to the magma?

I LAVA you

What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom?


What did the granite say to the magma as it got melted?

That was not gneiss of you

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the magma ash jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working magma metamorphic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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