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Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
one turned into a store.
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
Bob: What does your father do for a living?
Joe: He's a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Bob: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Joe: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres.
He says "uno... Dos..." And then vanishes.
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres.
The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!
So a Mexican magician stands up in front of his audience and tells them, "Ok hombres, on the count of three, I'm gonna make myself disappear! Uno, dos..." POOF! He disappeared without a tres.
He says "uno... dos..." *poof*! and disappears without a tres.
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A spanish magician gets on stage and says "I will disappear in 3 seconds." He counts: "Uno, Dos." And he disappeared without a tres.
He pulled me on stage and said he would make me disappear by the count of three. I didn't believe. Without warning he started counting. "Uno...Dos..." and *Poof*. I was gone without a Tres.
So there's this Spanish magician right and he says "I'll make myself disappear on the count of three".
"Unos..... Dos...." *BANG!" in a cloud of smoke he disappeared without a Tres.
He told his audience that he'd disappear on the count of 3. He counted "Uno! Dos!"... And disappeared without a tres.
He turned into a driveway!
and disappears with a poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
I went to see a Spanish magician and he told the crowd that he could make himself disappear on the count of three.
He started counting.
"Uno! Dos!"
And then he was gone. Without a tres.
When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
One. It's a trick question.
He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," POOF.
He disappeared without a tres.
A labracadabrador!
I am not sorry.
He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better.
...when I pulled a habit out of a rat.
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
He replies "He's a magician."
She asks "Is he good?"
He says "Yeah, he disappeared 8 years ago."
She makes my paycheck disappear.
"I will disappear on the count of three."
He counts down.. "Uno... dos..."
And then he disappears, without a tres.
...Who said "On the count of three, I will vanish!"
And so he counted, "Uno... Dos..."
And then he vanished, without a tres.
She creates problems out of thin air
He begins the countdown. "Uno, dos..." then, poof! He disappeared without a tres.
He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
Uno, dos and vanished without a tres.
There was once a great Mexican Magician. He was world-renowned for his incredible feats. His most famous act, though, was his vanishing act. He would count;
uno
dos
and suddenly he would disappear without a tres.
"Uno, dos..." *poof* he disappeared without a tres.
he could turn alcohol into child abuse
"uno"
"dos"
...
he disappeared without a tres.
The audience was suprised he could pull it off.
He told me to close my eyes and he dissapeared without a trace for over 23 years.
He says uno, dos... then POOF, he disappears without a tres
And then he disappeared without a tres
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
He counted from uno to dos and disappeared without a tres.
Ian
And *Poof*..... He disappeared without a tres.
"For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. Uno, dos."
And he vanished without a tres!
He turns a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.
Ian
His name was Gustavo. His signature trick is he would say "Uno, dos," and *poof*! He would disappear without a tres.
Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick? "Sawing people in half." "Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' "Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters."
He disappeared without a tres.
Uno... Dos... Poof
He disappeared...
Without a tres.
After a couple weeks of performing with the magician the parrot begins to heckle the magician during his shows. "it's under his hat, it's up his sleeve, his assistant has it."
The magician is performing on a cruise ship when the ship sinks. The magician wakes up on a piece of driftwood with the parrot standing on the opposite end. The parrot and the magician spend 2 days floating at sea without saying a word.
Finally the parrot says, "Alright, I give up. Where's the boat?"
Tom: (holding up a cup) Really? Make my tea disappear.
Magician: (waves hand) Done!
om: (looks in cup) It didn't work.
He says, Uno, Dos........ *poof*....... he disappeared without a tres.
Ian
A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear at the count of 3.
He goes,"Uno, Dos...." and POOF!
He disappears without a Tres.
"Uno!!!"
"Dos!!!"
...and then he vanished, without a tres.
...ended up going to this magic show that was highly recommended. The Magician came on stage and started the show with a disappearing act. He said "Pay close attention as I will vanish into thin air on the count of three"
He started counting... "uno....dos..."
And sure as shit he disappeared without a Tres.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." poof. He disappeared without a tres.
[reaches into pocket and discovers wallet is there]
... and one of you is a magician!
I'm split in two about it.
A Spanish magician announced to his audience that "he would disappear on the count of three" then said "uno, dos" and then disappeared without a tres.
He said, "I'm going to disappear." "Uno, dos,..." He was gone without a tres :-)
Abra Cadaver.
Hare.
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