The Best 16 Magica Jokes
Following is our collection of Magica jokes which are very funny. There are some magica supernatural jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these magica mythical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Magica Jokes and Puns
My magical watch just told me you aren't wearing any panties.
Oh, you are? Hmmmmm...must be an hour off...
There was a magical young lady, eating lunch in the desert
It was a sandwich
Where do magical animals go to jail?
Azkabarn
So there's this magical mountain...
...where people jump off, and land in a pool of whatever they yell. There are three chicks, a brown-haired girl, and brunette, and a blonde. The brown-haired girl jumps, and yells "CANDY!", and lands in a huge pool of candy. The brunette jumps off and yells "MONEY!", and lands in a pool of money. The blonde jumps and yells "CANNONBALL!".
How many magical fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, the tricky part is getting them both inside there.
Magical Mirror
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear.
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. I think I'm the smartest woman on earth. POOF! She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try. I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth. POOF! She disappears.
The blonde goes up. I think– POOF!"
A magical spanish thief was caught trying to steal an early work of a famous artist
In his defeat, he declared they could keep the work, but he would set himself free on the count of three. He said "Uno...Dos...." and then poof, he vanished without a trace.
Who has been magically making Nintendo money?
Nintendo'S witch
A magical mirror will suck in anyone who lies to it.
A skinny brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm fat" Boom sucked in. A redhead goes up to the mirror singing a Stevie Wonder song and says "I think I can sing soul music" Boom sucked in. Finally the blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think---" Boom and the mirror sucks her in!
There's a magical being that consumes seconds, minutes, and hours for food who will go away if you feed it enough
It takes time
What's the most magical grain for college students?
Uni corn
You can explore magica magical reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean magica illusionist dad jokes. There are also magica puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
....magical blonde wizard wlaks ito a bra
**blonde:** ...where's my spell checker?
When I was 6, I had a magical rock that could write on cars...
My dad didn't like my magical rock...
This Magical item can prove any man guilty of a crime he did not commit
Women's tears
There was a magical tractor...
There was a magical tractor traveling down the road. Then it turned in to a farm.
Magical tractor
I was watching a magical tractor driving down the road, when all of a sudden out of nowhere it turned into a field!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the magica sorcerer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working magica baby piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.