Magica Jokes
16 magica jokes and hilarious magica puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about magica that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Magica Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good magica joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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My magical watch just told me you aren't wearing any p**....
Oh, you are? Hmmmmm...must be an hour off...
There was a magical young lady, eating lunch in the desert
It was a sandwich
Where do magical animals go to jail?
Azkabarn
So there's this magical mountain...
...where people jump off, and land in a pool of whatever they yell. There are three chicks, a brown-haired girl, and brunette, and a blonde. The brown-haired girl jumps, and yells "CANDY!", and lands in a huge pool of candy. The brunette jumps off and yells "MONEY!", and lands in a pool of money. The blonde jumps and yells "CANNONBALL!".
How many magical fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, the tricky part is getting them both inside there.
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A magical spanish thief was caught trying to steal an early work of a famous artist
In his defeat, he declared they could keep the work, but he would set himself free on the count of three. He said "Uno...Dos...." and then p**..., he vanished without a trace.
Who has been magically making Nintendo money?
Nintendo'S witch
What's the most magical grain for college students?
Uni corn
There's a magical being that consumes seconds, minutes, and hours for food who will go away if you feed it enough
It takes time
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....magical blonde wizard wlaks ito a bra
**blonde:** ...where's my spell checker?
When I was 6, I had a magical rock that could write on cars...
My dad didn't like my magical rock...
This Magical item can prove any man guilty of a crime he did not commit
Women's tears
There was a magical tractor...
There was a magical tractor traveling down the road. Then it turned in to a farm.
How did the magical cauldron get down the hill?
By J.K. Rolling
What does a magican say when you jab him mid performance?
"Abrahk"-jab-"ah!"
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Magica One Liners
Which magica one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magica? I can suggest the ones about magical and supernatural.
- MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself.
