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Funniest Magic Trick Short Jokes

Short magic trick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The magic trick humour may include short magic spell jokes also.

  1. My 9-year old told this one today. What does snoop dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da
  2. My friend decided to take up magic during COVID and he performs some pretty amazing disappearing tricks. He says it's been hard but really… I think he's just going through a stage.
  3. I told my son to watch our car carefully, I was going to do a magic trick with it Sure enough, it turned into a driveway.
  4. My dad had this great magic trick he'd show us every night He'd turn a full bottle of jagermeister into domestic violence
  5. I got jailed when I performed a magic trick. Apparently, when I make the kids disappear, I also have to make them reappear.
  6. Father's Day gift joke!! What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
    A labracadabrador!!
  7. A man runs into a bank... He runs up to the teller and says "quick! I need you to do a magic trick!"
    The teller says "but sir this is a bank."
    The man sighs and says, "oh your no fun. Where's Pen?"
  8. I walked up to a group of girls. I said, "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
    "Yes," they smiled eagerly.
    Then I handed them a david blaine DVD and walked off.
  9. A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, "Sure" then he disappears and never returned.
  10. Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show

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Magic Trick One Liners

Which magic trick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magic trick? I can suggest the ones about magician and trick.

  1. My dog can do magic tricks... He's an Abracadabrador.
  2. So a magician on a cruise night has a show every night... NOTSONINJA
  3. I do magic tricks for blind people. And yes, it's as easy as you'd think.
  4. What do you say when a magic trick blows your mind? Abrakadamn bruh!
  5. My father is a magician and his latest magic trick was amazing! He disappeared
  6. What is a dictators best magic trick? They make people disappear.
  7. Third magic trick now perfected.. transforming myself into toilet paper. I'm on a roll!
  8. Where does a scientist perform magic tricks? In the labra kadabratory
  9. I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever
  10. What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick? 24 carrot magic
  11. What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it
  12. What do you call a owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
  13. What did the molecular biologist say when he showed his lab a magic trick? "TATA!"
  14. Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
  15. What's an alcoholic artist's favorite magic trick? the vanishing pint

Delightful Fun Magic Trick Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about magic trick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magic mirror jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make magic trick pranks.

Two thieves each sneak into a rich man's party.


During dinner the thieves marveled at how even the cutlery was made of gold, and both decided they would try to steal some.
The first thief quietly slipped a golden spoon into his pocket, unaware that the second thief had witnessed this crime.
After dinner, the second thief comes up with a way to steal a golden spoon without suspicion being placed on him.
He picks up a golden spoon identical to the first and holds it up in front of the party-goers explaining he wishes to show them a magic trick.
"And now..." he speaks to the crowd and points towards the first thief,
"I will put this spoon into my pocket, and remove it from this gentleman here's own pocket!"

The Magician and the Parrot

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''
The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''

I was at this party the other day...

...and one of my buddies decided to have me do a magic trick to "liven up the crowd."
So I took a brand new deck of cards and asked for a single, female volunteer. I found the hottest one in the room and got her on the coffee table "stage," asked her if we knew each other in real life, if the deck was new, yatta yatta yatta.
She said yes and I opened the deck and a sharpie marker.
"Write your name on whatever card you pick," I said, and paused as she wrote it down, "And your phone number. I promise this is leading somewhere." Another pause, and she agrees.
Taking the card from her, I held it up in the air and said "Ladies and gentlemen, I just got the number of the hottest girl in the room. MAGIC."

Houdini and Criss Angel

Criss Angel and Houdini walk into a bakery. Criss palms 3 Donuts with one hand and puts them in his pocket without anyone noticing. He says, "Do you see how masterful I am Houdini, I make donuts disappear at will!"
Houdini responds, "Not bad, not bad at all."
Houdini then goes to the Bakery owner and asks him if he wants to see a magic trick. The curious owner answers, "Of course!"
Houdini proceeds to ask him for a Doughnut, and then eats it. He asks him for another one, and then eats it as well. He then asks him for a third one, which the owner reluctantly gives up.
"So where is the magic trick? I gave you 3 donuts already!"
Houdini responds, "Go check Criss Angel's pocket."

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r**... Exam (visual joke)

This joke is visual and is best told while making gestures which I'll put in parentheses.
A man goes in to the doctor for a r**... exam. The doc tells the guy to turn around and disrobe. "Don't worry, it'll be over in just a sec.".
The patient is obviously nervous as he undresses and turns around. "I've never had anything like this done before and I'm kind of nervous"
"Don't worry, now you're going to feel a little pressure as I put in my thumb...", the man feeling the pressure at this point winces and is obviously nervous.
"It's ok, it's ok.. Lets try changing the subject", says the doctor-- "Wanna see a magic trick?"
"uum sure" says the patient, trying to ignore the pressure in his backside.
"TA DAH!" the doc says (leaning over the patient and holding up both thumbs)

Two magicians walk into a bakery

The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."

A Parrot and a magician on a ship

A Magician, who performs magic tricks on a ship had a parrot which helped him perform his tricks. One day, the parrot died so the magician replaced him with a new one.
On the night of his first show, the parrot would keep giving away his tricks "It's in the hat"..."it's up his sleeve"..."It's under the table"..fustrated, the magician cut his show short. Shorlty after, there was a hurricane and the ship sunk, the magician and the parrot managed to get them selves onto a raft.
The first day passed and not a word was spoken, the magician and his parrot were sat there lookign at each other waiting for help. As day 2 arrised, the parrot is looking around confused and fustrated. Eventually, the parrot turns to the magician and says "Alright, i give up. What have you done with the ship".

I have a dog that can perform magic tricks.

i call him Houndini..

What happens when a black person asks their dad to do a magic trick?

...he disappears forever

A magic show...

Two friends, Bob and Hank, are watching a magician perform. Mildly amused by the standard tricks and illusions they have seen so far, their attention perks up when they see the beautiful assistant come out from behind the curtain for the saw the lady in half trick. As she is climbing into the box, Bob leans over and whispers, That's some hot broad. I'd ask her out, wouldn't you?
Nah, Hank says, I'd probably get the half that eats.

My mom comes up to me and says "I'm can do a magic trick"

I go, "Really? What's you magic trick?"
and my mom says she can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower.
"I can't wait to see this!" I said
So she hands me a shovel.

I went to Church for the first time last week.

I asked my cousin: "So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?"
"What?"
"You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."

The best magic trick I ever saw was a disappearing trick.

Yep, my Dad was a great magician.

A black man and a white man walk into a bakery

The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The white man replies, "Look in the black mans back pocket....."

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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What was the best magic trick o**... Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

A magicians last trick

A magician stood in front of a crowd. "For this last trick I will make myself appear in 100 different places around this very room" said the magician. The crowd watched in disbelief. "3...2...1...abracadabra". Yet the magician was still there. "Hmm let me try that again 3...2...1...abracadabra". Nothing. The magician starts to panic and checks his handbook for the instructions. "Ah ha!" says the magician. "I wasn't saying the correct magic word". He stands in front of the crowd again and says "3...2...1...ALLAHU AKBAR".
Needless to say the crowd was blown away.

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

what do you call it when a mathematician does a magic trick?

mathgic

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I don't understand why they call the leader of the k**... the 'Grand Wizard'

I mean, the only magic trick that he can even do is that he can make some black people disappear

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The fact that Jesus died a v**...,

is proof that magic tricks never got anyone laid.

My therapist suggested..

I tell my wife about my magic trick addiction by writing her a letter. I just can't pick up the Penn and Teller

TIL to never do magic tricks to rappers like Wu-Tang Clan.

Apparently they have some pretty Genius Methods for Inspecting your Deck.

There were two guys walking by a bakery

Jim said, " Hey, watch this. I'm gonna steal a couple donuts."
He comes back a minute later. "He didn't even notice," Jim said to Steve.
"Ugh, all you think about is theft. Here, watch this. I'll get two donuts as well." Steve responded.
He goes up to the owner of the bakery.
"Hey, wanna see a magic trick?"

The owner agrees.
"I'll need two donuts."
The owner gives them to Steve, who then eats both of them.
"What's the trick?!" Asks the owner, thinking he was lied to.
Steve just replied, "Check my friend's back pocket."

Two men were walking past a bakery...

One says, "watch this"; he proceeds to slide in, sneak three buns into his pockets and, having pilfered them, exits to his friend.
His friend says "that's nothing, I can get the same result with a far more honest method."
He approaches the bakery owner and says "do you want to see a magic trick my friend?"
Intrigued, the owner complies and asks what the trick is.
"I'll need a bun from your store"
The baker hands it to him, he proceeds to eat this. He does this with two more buns.
Eventually the baker asks "what's the trick mate?"
Just look in my friend's pocket…

Broke and starving, Bill & Ted walks up to a bakery.

Bill: "Look..I stole 3 pieces of bread, placed them in my pocket and the baker didn't even notice. It's like magic!
Ted: "You want to see real magic? Watch this."
Ted approaches the baker: "Excuse me, sir. Would you like to see a magic trick? Let me eat 3 pieces of your bread then watch me bring them back." "Sure. Let's see it" replied the Baker.
So, Ted heartily eats 3 pieces of bread. Baker:"Ok..you said you were gonna bring my bread back. Where are they?"
Ted: "See my friend over here? Check his pocket. Your 3 pieces of bread are in there."

When I was a kid...

...I wanted to be a magician. My parents being the supportive people they are, helped me learn how to perform magic. My father even taught me half of a two-part lesson on disappearing tricks. I'm still waiting for the part on how to reappear.

Wanna see a magic trick? Post you social security number in the comments below

and I will make the funds in your bank account disappear!

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A magician was asked about the magic trick where someone is put into a coffin and cut in two.

"What can you tell me about that famous trick where you cut someone in two?"
"I obviously can't tell you the secret of how it works, but it failed once. The cutting in two was easy, but I didn't manage to put the poor girl back together..."
"My gosh... how is she doing now?
I've heard she's doing fine. She lives in London and New York now."

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Want to see a magic trick?

I can make your virginity disappear!

When I was little my dad always did this one magic trick.

He turned a bottle of bourbon into domestic violence

You want to see a magic trick ?

Magic trick

the bad joke

A man goes to his doctor for a checkup.
After the tests are done, the doctor asks the man to bend over for a prostate exam. The man drops his pants and bends over.
While the man is grunting due to the doctors fat finger, the doctor says
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
the man says "Ookay?"
The doctor says "Look NO HANDS" showing his hands to the patient

My friend preformed a magic trick with my phone.

I guess you could say its a tele-miracle.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bakery...

The black guy goes up to the counter, steals 3 pasties without getting caught, and he puts them in his pocket.
He says to the white guy 'did you see that, he didn't even notice'
'Oh yeah?' the white guy responded 'watch this'
He goes up to the counter, takes three pasties, and eats them whilst walking out of the store.
'Hey!' shouted the cashier 'you have to pay for those'
'Oh no, it's a magic trick' explained the white guy 'Look in that black guys pockets'

What was Bill Cosby's favorite magic trick?

Making his fingers disappear

Donald and Hillary Visit a Bakery

While in the bakery, Trump sneaks three pastries into his pocket, and whispers to Hillary
"See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I didn't need to lie. That's why I'm going to win the election"
Hillary says, "That's so typical of you: trickery, deceit and theft. How I'm going to show you how to get the same result honestly"
Hillary says to the baker, :Give me three pastries and I'll show you a magic trick"
The baker gives Hillary three pastries and she eats one after the other, the baker is wondering what the magic trick is and asks Hillary, "So? Where did they go?"
Hillary says, "Check Donald's pocket"

What do you call a guy named Ian who is good at magic tricks?

A Magician.

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Carlos: You want to see a magic trick?

Me: "Sure."
Carlos: "I can disappear by counting to three in Spanish."
Me: "Prove it.
Carlos: Uno, Dos...
p**...
He disappeared without a Tres.

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Allow me to show you a sh*tty magic trick.

p**...-f!

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A magician performs magic tricks on the Titanic before it sinks.

In the crowd there is a parrot that somehow always knows whats going on.
He pulls a string of hankerchiefs out of his sleeve: "AWCK, he pulls it from his inner pocket!"
He pulls a rabbit out of a hat: "AWCK, A false bottom!"
He saws a girl in half: "AWCK, there are two girls!"
Then disaster strikes, and the ship goes down and only the magician and the parrot are left on a makeshift raft. "AWCK! okay, I give up, how did you make the ship disappear?!"

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I was watching a magic show and the magician cut a donkey into two parts.

Honestly, it was a pretty half-assed trick.

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A new mutant is trying to join the X-Men.

To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.
"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.
"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.
Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.
"That's not a superpower, that's just a s**... magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"
"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"