The Best 7 Magic Slide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Magic Slide jokes. There are some magic slide top jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these magic slide magic mike puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Magic Slide Jokes and Puns

An Irishman, Russian and the Blonde...

An Irishman, Russian and a Blonde come across a magical slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Russian amazed slides down screaming "VODKA!", and lands into bottles of vodka at the bottom. The Blonde takes her turn, and without hesitation shouts "WEEEE!" as she slides down.

Three men are walking in the desert.

Three men are walking in the desert, all dehydrated.

They approach a slide with an empty paddling pool beneath it with a wizard standing nearby.

Wizard: This slide is magical. When you slide down it, you can say a drink of your choosing and the paddling pool will fill up with that drink.

The first guy slides down and says "Water!" and the pool is full of water.

The second guy slides down and says "Apple Juice!" and the pool is full of apple juice.

The third guy slides down and says "Wee!"

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotchman and Paddy Irishman come across a magic slide.

The slide operator tells them when they slide down, whatever they shout out for is what they will land in at the bottom. Paddy Englishman goes first and yells "Gold!" and lands in gold. Paddy Scotsman goes next and screams "Silver!" so he lands in silver. Paddy Irishman looks down the slide and, being afraid of heights, closes his eyes and jumps, crying out "OH SH*T!"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman meet a Genie.

The Genie says,
"You may all slide once down this magic slide. Whatever you shout on the way down will be what you land in at the end."

The Englishman slides down and shouts
"Lagerrrrrrrrrrrr!"

The Scotsman slides down and shouts
"Whsikeyyyyyy!"

Finally, the Irishman slides down, and at the top of his lungs, he exclaims:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

An Irish man, a Russian man and an English man all go to a magic park

At the park there is a magic slide and each man who goes down it will recive a pot of whatever they desire

The Irish man says "gold!" And he lands in a pot of gold.

The Russian man says "silver! " and he lands in a pot of silver.

The English man says "Weee! " and he lands in a pot of wee.


3 men went to a theme park

and walked up to a ride that said "magic slide". The 1st man read the sign and went down the slide yelling "gold!" Landed in a pit of gold. 2nd man read the sign, went down the slide yelling "silver!" Landed in a pot of silver. The 3rd man didn't bother reading the sign and just went down the slide yelling "wee!" Landed in a pot of wee.

It was bedtime at Micheal Jackson's house

Wade didn't want to go to bed so MJ said ok how about I show you a magic trick first, will you go to bed after?
Wade agreed
They had a shower and sat on the edge of the bed in their gowns.
MJ Said ok now for the magic trick, come here and sit on my lap...
Young Wade sits on his lap.
MJ asks Can you feel my finger sliding up your bottom?
Yes! exclaims wade

Look says MJ wiggling his fingers. No Hands

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the magic slide magic card puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working magic slide magic johnson piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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