Magic Mirror Jokes
27 magic mirror jokes and hilarious magic mirror puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about magic mirror that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Magic Mirror Short Jokes
Short magic mirror jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The magic mirror humour may include short mirror reflection jokes also.
- Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"
- What kind of magic does a magician use if he addicted to h**... drugs? "Coke and mirrors."
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Magic Mirror One Liners
Which magic mirror one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magic mirror? I can suggest the ones about mirror picture and mirror.
- Did you hear about the fire at the magic shop? meh, it was all smoke and mirrors.
- Magic Johnson walks into the mirror portion of a fun house... Visual Aids.
- I built a magic mirror. Just kidding, no I didn't.
- Magic Mirror Mirror Mirror in my hand, show me the ugliest person in the land.
Ridiculous Magic Mirror Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about magic mirror you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magic lamp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make magic mirror pranks.
Three ladies.
Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. They found a magic mirror that told them this "each of you has to say something about herself, if it's true I'll grant you a wish but if it's false I'll kill you ". The ladies agreed, and the redhead said "i have the cutest boyfriend" and the mirror killed her. The brunette said "i have the prettiest car " and the mirror killed her. And the blonde said "wait I'm thinking " and the mirror killed her.
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The Magic Mirror
In this public toilet, there's this magic mirror. Whenever you say something untruthful you disappear.
A red head walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the best legs in the world" and puff...she's gone.
Next a brunette walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the most sexist eyes" and puff...she's gone
Finally a blonde walks into the toilets and says "I think..." and puff she's gone!
There is a magic mirror that will make anyone who lies disappear.
First, an old lady stands before it and tells herself, "I think I look young." And *p**...* she vanishes.
Next, an ugly woman looks at her reflection and says, "I think I am beautiful." And *p**...* she also disappears.
Then, a blonde woman takes her turn with the mirror. "I think..." and *p**...* she's gone.
So a redhead, brunette, and blonde walk into a bar...
This bar has a magic mirror that consumes anyone who lies
The redhead comes in and says "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world" and she gets s**... in
The brunette comes in and says "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world" and she gets s**... in
The blonde comes in and says "I think-" and she gets s**... in
Magical Mirror
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear.
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. I think I'm the smartest woman on earth. p**...! She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try. I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth. p**...! She disappears.
The blonde goes up. I think– p**...!"
A magical mirror will s**... in anyone who lies to it.
A skinny brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm fat" Boom s**... in. A redhead goes up to the mirror singing a Stevie Wonder song and says "I think I can sing soul music" Boom s**... in. Finally the blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think---" Boom and the mirror s**... her in!
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.
The Magic Mirror
In this public toilet, there's this magic mirror. Whenever you say something untruthful you disappear.
A red head walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the best legs in the world" and puff...she's gone.
Next a brunette walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the most sexist eyes" and puff...she's gone
Finally a blonde walks into the toilets and says "I think..." and puff she's gone! Hope u like it :D, at ten likes i'll do another
Magic Mirror
In far off place there is a magic mirror that, if you tell it the truth, it will reward you, and if you lie to it, it will s**... you in to another dimension.
The first woman, a brunette, walks up to the mirror. She thinks for a second and says, "I think I'm the smartest woman in all the land." The mirror reacts and out of the mirror starts shooting $1M.
The second woman, a redhead, walks up to the mirror. She thinks for a moment and says, "I think I'm the prettiest woman in all the land." The mirror reacts and out pops a set of keys to a brand new car sitting outside.
The third woman, a blonde, walks up to the mirror and says, "I think" - and it s**... her in.
The Magic Mirror
This is a rumour that a magic mirror resides in New York City. Anyone who can tell the truth in front of it is granted 3 wishes of their choosing. Anyone who tells a lie is exploded.
3 girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette find the mirror and try to claim their wishes.
"I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!" says the brunette.
She explodes on the spot.
"I think I'm the smartest girl in the world!" says the redhead.
She explodes on the spot.
"I think-" says the blonde.
She explodes on the spot.
Three women walked into a bar.
Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walked into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, there is a magic mirror in the back the will grant wishes, but only if you tell the truth. If you lie, you will disappear forever."
"Let's go to the back then." says the brunette.
They arrive in the back and the brunette starts to say her wish. "I think I would like to have a loving husband." A loving husband appears and the two leave the bar.
The redhead says "I think I would like to have a sports car." A sports car appeared and the redhead went on out of the bar.
The blonde then went up to the magic mirror and said "I think," and she disappeared forever.
A blonde, a redhead, a brunette and a magic mirror
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.
"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "p**...!" She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "p**...!" She disappears.
The blonde goes up. "I think--" "p**...!"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead...
...are trapped in a castle. In order to escape, they must look into a magic mirror and make a claim that they are the BEST of something in the entire world. If they are right, they escape the castle and are granted all the wishes they could ever want. But if they are wrong - p**...! They instantly disappear.
The brunette goes first.
"I think.... that I'm the most beautiful woman in all the world!"
p**...! She disappears.
The redhead goes second.
"I think.... that I'm the smartest woman in all the world!"
p**...! She disappears.
Then the blonde goes.
"I think...."
p**...! She disappears.
Magic Mirror
A blackhaired woman, a brunette and a blonde are brought to a magic mirror that vibrates heavily when someone looks into it and tells a lie.
The blackhaired takes a seat in front of it and says: "I think that i will become very rich some day." The mirror begins vibrating.
The brunette then takes a seat in front of the mirror and says: "I think i am the most beautiful woman in the world." The mirror vibrates again.
After that the blonde goes up to the mirror, sits down in front of it and says:"I think..." The mirror breaks from vibration.
Magical Mirror
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there's a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you one wish... but if you lie - p**...! - it swallows you up for eternity.
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde walk into that very bar - with a mission. They head straight for the magic mirror. The redhead goes first and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth" p**...! - the mirror swallows her up and she's gone for eternity.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth" p**... - now she's gone too.
Lastly, the blonde goes up to the mirror says " I think........" - p**...!
Blonde, brunette, and a redhead
Once upon a time, there was a blonde, brunette and a redhead... And there was a magic mirror. If you went up to the magic mirror and said something true, nothing would happen to you. But if you went up to the magic mirror and said something false, you would disappear.
So the redhead goes up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world!" *p**...* she disappears.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world!" *p**...* she disappears.
The blonde goes up to the mirror and says, "I think" *p**...* she disappears.
The magic mirror
Some say that there is a magic mirror in a shopping ladies room that could grant any wish if you tell it the truth, but will make you disappear if you lie in front of it.
Once there was a beautiful brunette that found this mirror and said:
- I've been thinking a lot and I think I'm the hottest brunette on earth!
*puff* and there she ceased of exist.
Then came a heartbreaking redhead and said:
- I've been thinking a lot and I think I'm the hottest redhead on earth!
*puff* and there she goes too.
Then came a blonde, the most pretty girl you can imagine.
- I've been thinking... *puff*