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Funniest Magic Johnson Short Jokes

Short magic johnson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The magic johnson humour may include short michael jordan jokes also.

1. Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.
2. That's magic... I saw Magic Johnson yesterday, so I shook his hand and said, "How do you
   do, Magic?"
   He replied, "No idea , basketball's more my thing."
3. So Magic Johnson is now the President of Basketball Operations for the Lakers... And apparently it was out of line for me to ask if he is running it on his own or if he has aids.
4. Why did basketball players switch to longer shorts? Because you couldn't see Larry's Bird but you could see Magic's Johnson.
5. Magic used to say Byrd could play like he had 3 legs. Yep. Something Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul and Wilt know a lot about.
6. You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.
7. Why did Kareem Abdul-Jabbar give up being a Wizard? Cuz he got jealous every time his wife asked to ride his Magic Johnson
8. Did you know that Magic Johnson was in the video for Michael Jackson's Remember The Time? Maybe that's why I now have hearing aids....
9. What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*
10. Magic Johnson doesn't need any help... he's got aids.

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Magic Johnson One Liners

Which magic johnson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with magic johnson? I can suggest the ones about dwayne johnson and michael jackson.

1. There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house
2. What does Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have in common? They both have bad blood.
3. How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson.
4. Guys, I think I found the Cure to Aids! It requires having a Magic Johnson.
5. Why does Magic Johnson love the life he lives? Because he went from Negative to Positive.
6. Magic Johnson walks into the mirror portion of a fun house... Visual Aids.
7. Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson.
8. How did Magic Johnson get AIDS? Somebody put Kareem in him.
9. What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)
10. What do you call it when you slap hands with Magic Johnson? A HI-V.
11. What do you call Magic Johnson when he helps you cook? A KitchenAid.
12. What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood.
13. How did Magic Johnson get Aids? By using his Magic Johnson.
14. Want to know what makes my johnson magic? It transmists H.I.V
15. Why is the alphabet missing 3 letters? Because Magic Johnson got H I V

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