Magic Gathering Jokes

How do winter solstice enthusiasts stay entertained during the long night? They gather around a bonfire and swap stories of winter magic.

What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?

My lands!

Why do Magic: The Gathering players love Michelle Obama?

She's a first edition Black Flotus

I respect a person who socializes with others by playing Magic: The Gathering.

They're a mana culture.

I saw some people trading cards at school on friday

so I said "I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"

Hey girl are you a magic the gathering card?

Cause I'd tap you

Donald Trump built a house of cards out of his Magic the Gathering collection.

It was a little house, but it had multiple floors, and was even sturdy enough for a sitting room on the second floor. Donald loved to go up there and draw in his coloring books. One day he thought something might be wrong with it, which frustrated him, since he had worked so hard on it. Angrily, he stomped around trying to find any defects. He stomped so hard it collapsed on top of him, burying him forever! He had put so much faith in that mana fort, only to have it fold under cross examination, taking him down with it.

A genie had a magic slide...

The genie went and gathered three men. He told them that if they needed to simply say what they wished for while sliding down the slide and their wish would apepar at the end of the slide.
The first man went down and shouted "Money!" and landed in a pile of money.
The next man went down and shouted "Diamonds!" and landed in a pile of diamonds.
Finally, the third man went down. He wasn't as bright as the other two. He slid down and had so much fun he shouted "weeeee!!!". He landed in a large pool of wee.

What do you call a group of Magic card players?

A Gathering (TM)