Magic Carpet Jokes
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Magic carpet
A blonde , a brunette and a red head walk into a carpet store and spot a talking magic carpet.
It spoke, "if you step on me and lie, you will disappear with a p**...!"
The brunette steps on first and says, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in town."
She vanished with a p**...!
The red head steps on the carpet and says, "I think I'm the smartest girl in town."
She vanished with a p**...!
The blonde steps on the carpet and says, "I think-"
She vanished with a p**...!
I inherited a magic device that floats in the sky and weaves magic carpets.
You might say it's a family air loom.
What do you call a Brazilian on a magic carpet?
A latin.
Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet?
He's on the no fly list.
The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins?
You might think it's Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.
The lion king Mufasa.
What pet does Aladdin have?
A magic car-pet
Me: watching Aladdin, I wish I had a magic carpet
Somewhere in India: a monkeys paw closes one finger...
How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?
They are powered by turban engines.
My marriage is pretty much like a fairy tale.
Every time i try to tell my wife she's a princess she either falls asleep, runs away, or asks me to prove it.
and since i don't have a magic carpet or poison apple it's kind of hard...
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