The Best 7 Maggots Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Maggots jokes. There are some maggots caterpillars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maggots eat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Maggots Jokes and Puns

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

I was told that you catch more fish if you put maggots in your mouth for 5m before attaching them to your rod. Is this true?

I await your replies with baited breath.

What is a maggots favorite song?

I believe I can fly

What do vegetarian maggots eat?

Linda Mccartney...

What do dark jokes have in common with maggots?

It's a bad sign if they're coming out of your mouth.

If Life Gives You Coconuts......

***Breed Maggots***

As a fisherman I was excited to hear about 'finger snappin' maggots...

Turns out it was just click bait.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maggots corpses jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maggots taper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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