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Maggie Jokes

4 maggie jokes and hilarious maggie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maggie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Maggie Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good maggie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Doctor, doctor, I think my hearing's going!

What are the symptoms?
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie

Jean's mom came home after visiting her hometown

Maggie: Hey, where did your mom come from?
Jean: Alaska
Maggie: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself

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Old Sandy McPherson was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, 'Anything I can get you, Sandy?' No reply. 'Have ye no' a last wish, Sandy?' Faintly, came the answer ... 'A wee bit of yon boiled ham.' 'Wheesht, man,' said Maggie, 'ye ken fine that's for the f**....

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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