Howlingly Hilarious Mage Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster
Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!
Hunter: You have my bow!
Warrior: And my axe!
Mage: And my staff!
Necromancer: And your dead brother!
Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?
Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
What kind of mage uses pastries to s**... people?
A pie romancer
What does a dyslexic person and a bad mage have in common?
Neither can spell.
A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.
The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.
What's a mages favorite tea?
manatee
What's the best kind of tea overall?
thirs-tea
Why did the Spanish Mage never cast a spell?
Because his MPnada
Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?
He forgot to drink his manatee.
An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".
After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.
"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.
"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."
The granddaughter nods "mm-hmm" and begins typing:
"Pie-romancer."
I am now the strongest mage you could ever see!!! For i have mastered Fire and Ice magic.
NOW BEHOLD, the TERRIFYING POWERS of the SLIGHTLY WARM WATER!!
Hear about the Death Mage who liked to kiss a victim's jugular before killing them?
He was a neck romancer.
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Facebook told me the funniest name for a blood mage goblin
It's a Hemogoblin.
Why did the mage retire?
He had a huge Staff infection
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What does a Potassium Mage use?
Banana mana
