Mage Jokes
25 mage jokes and hilarious mage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some classic mage jokes that will make you chuckle? Look no further! This article has a collection of the best mage jokes, from WoW Mages and Warlocks to classic magical puns. Enjoy!
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Funniest Mage Short Jokes
Short mage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mage humour may include short mind jokes also.
- Why is everyone a social justice warrior ? Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
- Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors? Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.
- I am now the strongest mage you could ever see!!! For i have mastered Fire and Ice magic. NOW BEHOLD, the TERRIFYING POWERS of the SLIGHTLY WARM WATER!!
- Hear about the Death Mage who liked to kiss a victim's jugular before killing them? He was a neck romancer.
- I hate social justice warriors. They are always arguing about dps with social justice mages.
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Mage One Liners
Which mage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mage? I can suggest the ones about chemist and illusion.
- What does a dyslexic person and a bad mage have in common? Neither can spell.
- What's a mages favorite tea? manatee
What's the best kind of tea overall?
thirs-tea - Why did the Spanish Mage never cast a spell? Because his MPnada
- Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.
- Facebook told me the funniest name for a blood mage goblin It's a Hemogoblin.
- Why did the mage retire? He had a huge Staff infection
- The girl and the 7 mages
- What city has the most mages per capita? Manaheim.
- What does a Potassium Mage use? Banana mana
- What's a white mage wearing under those robes? High heels.
- What kind of mage uses pastries to s**... people? A pie romancer
- What do you call a black mage? A n**...-mancer
Howlingly Hilarious Mage Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about mage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mage pranks.
A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster
Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!
Hunter: You have my bow!
Warrior: And my axe!
Mage: And my staff!
Necromancer: And your dead brother!
A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.
The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.
An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".
After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.
"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.
"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."
The granddaughter nods "mm-hmm" and begins typing:
"Pie-romancer."
