Magdalene Jokes
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What did Jesus do when Mary Magdalene tracked dirt through the house?
Jesus swept.
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Mary Magdalene is about to be s**... for adultry
Just as the crowd was about to start throwing rocks, Jesus walks up and says "let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Nobody moves, but then a stone comes flying out from the crowd and hits Mary right in the face. Jesus turns to see who threw the stone and says "I told you not to bother me when I'm working mother!"
Jesus and Mary Magdalene were having difficulties in the bedroom. After the 2nd try, Jesus said...
"Don't worry, it'll rise again".
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Mary Magdalene: Hey Jesus, want to try some b**... tonight?
Jesus: Forget the handcuffs. Just nail me.
Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.
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Why didn't Mary Magdalene ever smoke?
Because she didn't like getting s**....
Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?
She heard about his second coming
Did you know Jesus actually got married after he was resurrected and ascended into heaven?
His dad surprised him with an arranged marriage by having Marry Magdalene crucified as well. It was one of those *nail order brides*.
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