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Three nuns were talking about their chores. The first nun says: "I was putting away father's laundry, when i found some pornographic magazines in his drawer!"
"So what did you do?" The second nun asks.
"I threw them away." The first nun replies.
The second nun scoffs and says she can top that. "When I was making father's bed, I found some condoms underneath his pillow!"
"So what did you do?" The first nun asks.
"I poked holes in all of them!" The second nun exclaims.
The third nun fainted.
We had to break up because she had too many issues.
Time not important only Life important.
The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer."
The second nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"
"I burned them."
The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers and found a box of condoms."
The first nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"
"I poked holes in them."
The third nun fainted.
What can I say, I have issues.
Guy in the used book store picks up a bunch of old magazines and takes them to the counter.
Store owner says he's got lots that are more recent than the ones the customer has chosen.
The guy explains he's a new doctor just setting up his practice and he wants patients to think he's been a doctor for a while.
It's going to take a longer than usual, but it can be done.
They have a lot of issues
Johnny's Mum was cleaning under his bed when she found a stash of BDSM magazines.
A bit concerned she asks Johnny's Dad what he thinks she should do.
Johnny's Dad responds "whatever else you do, don't spank him"
Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything "naughty." The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees *tons* of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.
The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say "*Oh my god!* What should we do about this?!
The father replied "We shouldn't spank him, that's for sure."
They're gonna call the new magazine "Dissentary" ....
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he really has a lot of issues.
They wanted books but instead they got magazines
I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me.
But all they got was magazines.
Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss.
"What do you think we should do?" she asks.
Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
Seems like they got a lot of issues.
I was at a "place of religion or race" the other day going through some magazines...
... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed.
They costed R34
because the Centerfolds used to be scratch-n-sniff.
A Sandy Hook survivor
All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
A mum is cleaning her 12year old son's bedroom and finds a load of bondage gears and fetish magazines.
She asks her husband, "What do I do?"
He says, "I'm not sure, but whatever you do, don't spank him!"
They got Magazines instead.
Cashier : "You must be single."
Guy: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
... they have body image issues.
"*We* fake it until you make it".
Ten issues.
He's superficial.
Eggs, milk, yoghurt, chocolate bars, chips, soda, icecream and a bunch of magazines.
Now, there are surveillance cameras everywhere.
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