The Best 19 Maga Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maga jokes. There are some maga politics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maga overwhelmingly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maga Jokes and Puns

Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.

The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.

The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.

The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.

How many magazines do you need to buy to get a pair of tennis shoes?

Ten issues.

Why do they call the Israeli martial art krav maga?

Because Judo was already taken.

Maga joke, Why do they call the Israeli martial art krav maga?

I went through three magazines on a train yesterday.

I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me.

Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga "Jew Jitsu?"

I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it.


My Attorney Got Arrested

50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are!

The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week.

Maga joke, 50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are!

I survived a zombie apocalypse by wearing a MAGA hat

The zombies thought I had no brain to eat

I was surprised to learn that the Israeli form of martial art was Krav maga...

I always thought they used JEWjitzu...

We should MAGA

Let's start with:

-affordable healthcare

-reasonable gun laws

-liveable minimum wages

Been trying to avoid politics; I only just yesterday watched the news and realized what MAGA means

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There's a new magazine for gay soldiers.

If the magazine for snipers is called "The Bulletin", what's the magazine for medics called?

The Bulletout

MAGA has a new meaning...

My attorney got arrested

There's a new magazine for people who love mushrooms.

Spores illustrated

Punxsutawney Phil comes out wearing a MAGA hat

Maga joke, Punxsutawney Phil comes out wearing a MAGA hat

Which magazine has only one issue?


Apparently the Israeli armed forces are trained in Krav Maga for CQC

I always assumed they were taught Jew Jitsu

What did the magazine collector say to the psychiatrist?

"Doc, I got issues."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maga gov jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maga sybil piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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