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Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.

The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.

The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.

The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.

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How many magazines do you need to buy to get a pair of tennis shoes?

Ten issues.

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Why do they call the Israeli martial art krav maga?

Because Judo was already taken.

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I went through three magazines on a train yesterday.

I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me.

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Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga "Jew Jitsu?"

I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it.

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M.A.G.A.

My Attorney Got Arrested

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50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are!

The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week.

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I was surprised to learn that the Israeli form of martial art was Krav maga...

I always thought they used JEWjitzu...

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If the magazine for snipers is called "The Bulletin", what's the magazine for medics called?

The Bulletout

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Apparently the Israeli armed forces are trained in Krav Maga for CQC

I always assumed they were taught Jew Jitsu

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What did the magazine collector say to the psychiatrist?

"Doc, I got issues."

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There's a new magazine for people who love mushrooms.

Spores illustrated

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I survived a zombie apocalypse by wearing a MAGA hat

The zombies thought I had no brain to eat

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MAGA has a new meaning...

My attorney got arrested

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We should MAGA

Let's start with:

-affordable healthcare

-reasonable gun laws

-liveable minimum wages

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Which magazine has only one issue?

Commitment

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My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga....

To which I replied "is that some sort of a legal term?"

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Been trying to avoid politics; I only just yesterday watched the news and realized what MAGA means

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Punxsutawney Phil comes out wearing a MAGA hat

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There's a new magazine for gay soldiers.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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What's another name for Krav Maga?

Kike-boxing!

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