Mafioso Jokes
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Joe is hiring a hitman from a well respected mafioso to kill his business partner.
The man asks, "How do I know you won't just let him pay you twice as much, and then kill me?"
The mob boss leans back and says, "Well Joe, you can always get the insurance policy."
"Insurance policy?"
"Yeah. For five times the fee I absolutely guarantee that the other guy can no longer afford to."
What do you get when you cross a mafioso with a postmodern literary critic?
You get a guy who'll make you an offer you can't understand!
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Little g**... comes home from school crying
Mom: why are you crying
g**...: at school they are calling me mafioso
Mom: don't worry. I'll go to the school and take care of it.
g**...: ok just make sure it looks like an accident
When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so...
...he spilled his guts to the cops.
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