Mafia Bosses Jokes
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Funniest Mafia Bosses Short Jokes
Short mafia bosses jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mafia bosses humour may include short mafia jokes also.
- Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy's car to be rusting. Chemist: I'm listening.
Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant. - Mob bosses who date both men and women are tollerated in the Mafia... ... they let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.
- I lost my job as a waiter Apparently, I had insulted an infamous mafia boss by taking away his plate.
He told me he was Don - What do you get when you cross a mafia boss and his right hand man? A bullet in your head, courtesy of Tony and his gang
- A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!" -later at the coral reef-
Me: This is awesome!
Mafia Boss: Anything for you - A mafia boss walks in to see a whale in the t**... room. Whale whale whale, look who we got here!
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Mafia Bosses One Liners
Which mafia bosses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mafia bosses? I can suggest the ones about mob boss and gang members.
- What do you call a mafia boss' key? A don-key
- What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday? Forget about it.
- Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty
- What happens when you cross a Mafia Boss with a lawyer?
- Harry Potter could make a great mafia boss He always catches the snitch
- What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don.
- What did the skeleton mafia boss say to the snitch? I got a bone to pick with you!
- Who's the coolest Mafia boss? Don Cornelius
- What do you call a spanish mafia boss? Don Quixote.
- Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium? He was sleeping with the fishes.
- What kind of mafia boss is most protective for his men A con don
- Which Mafia boss is into b**...? Don Knotts
- Which Mafia boss had the most mistresses? Don h**...
The Funniest Mafia Bosses Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about mafia bosses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gangs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mafia bosses pranks.
Mafia florists
Some Italian mafia members own a florist shop in a city. Theirs is the only florist is the area, and so they control most of the flower business in the area.
One day, however, another florist shop opens up across the street. Afraid for their business, the mafia send one of theirs to rustle the place up, maybe scare them off. But he comes back to report that the florists are all friars! Being devout Catholics, they can't mess with the good friars.
The mafia boss has a solution. He turns to a guy named Hugh.
"Hey Hugh, you're atheist, right?"
"Yes."
"You you'll have no qualms about shaking up that flower shop?"
"I don't see why I would, boss."
Then he puts his hand on Hugh's shoulder, turns to the rest of the group, and says,
"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
Some low-level mafia thugs are playing cards... [long-ish]
One of them says, "Where's Joey? He never misses poker night."
His friend says, "Oh, didn't you hear? Joey's dead."
"Awww, that's a shame. How did he die?"
"Well, he went to the doctor last week and found out he had gonorrhoea."
"So? Gonorrhoea isn't fatal."
"It is if you give it to the boss's wife."
what's it called when a mafia boss named Ana Conda sends his snobbish criminal henchman to go on a mission that includes said henchman going down multiple flights of stairs?
Conda sending condecending con decending
An Italian herb seller gets a loan from the mafia.
Two weeks later, the boss walks in for his payment. Unable to pay his debt, the herb seller pleads for his life.
"Please sir, give me one more week!" he exclaims.
"No," responds the boss, "your thyme is up."